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Queen Joukaa

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About Me

Hey, I’m Lana. I’m not sure what to put here – so, I’m just going to go with the flow and hope it sounds okay. I’m twenty-one years of age and I’m of African/German and Russian decent, so, I’m a drinker, have a bad mouth and tend to get a little bit of a temper from time to time, so, eh. I’m the twenty-fourth child of thirty-two children, (My dad was a pimp, what can I say? I wish I could find and meet them all though) – My mother is my hero; I’m extremely proud of her and all that she had done for us. To this day, I can’t believe she took care of me and my sibling, Celina - AND my grandparents, as well as held two stable jobs and was still able to get in family time. I have enough trouble getting up in the morning, let alone all of that.
I love to play video games, mainly role-playing games and mmo’s, such as City of Villains/Heroes, Conquer Online (n00b game but I play it anyway) World of Warcraft (Rogues, Warlocks and Hunters - FTW!) - But I’ll play shooters and other things as well. Right now I’m currently into the Orange box.
Portal = Uber Fun
Uhh, I have five best friends. Katerz, Kynie, Anthony and Criss and of course, my husband, Mikael. ^.^
Me and him got married on the 24th of May, 2006, and we’ve been enjoying the married life ever since. This year will be our second anniversary. W00t! Though we don’t have any children yet, I’m content in trying. Rawr 4 Hot Swedes. =P
That’s about it for now.

My Interests

Vampirology, Angelology, Demonolgy, Religious and Occult philosophy, music, Dom/Sub Realtionships, Leather, Bondage, Paranormal, Psychology, Snowboarding, Writing, Poetry, Pool, Cats, Animals, Astral Projection, Research, Mysticisim, Wild Cats, Russia, Germany, Skateboarding, Sweden, Aliens, History, Science, Marvel Comics, StarWars, Rocky Horror Picture show, Seraphim, Siberia, trance, vampires, video games, Judo, Metal Gear Soild, psionic, homestarrunner, computers, CIA, FBI, motorcycles, boxing, kick boxing, Anicent History, Myth, Folk Lore, Mohawks, Legacy of Kain series, Vampirisim, Malice Mizer, Opera, Theater, CSI.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that has a sense of humor, but! can be mature and understanding when I need them to be. You know.. that whole 'line' thing. Mainly just anyone that can be a good friend.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

Savage Garden, Gary Jules, Rammstein, Libach, Hocico, Dark Soho, Adema, Cold, As I lay dying, Finger Eleven, Gorillaz, Kittie, KoRn, Linkin Park, Ozzy, Static-X, Mushroom Head, Hatebreed, Stone Sour, System of a Down, Otep, Rob Zombie, SLipknot, Orgy, Kidneythieves, Spineshank, DevilDriver, Ill Nino, Chimaira, From Autumn to Ashes, Sevendust, Slayer, Powerman5000, Seether, Sepultura, Blank Theory, Ear Shot, Nothingface, In Flames, Lamb of God, Type O Negative, Deftones, Godhead, Dry Cell, Coal Chamber, Fear Factory, Depeche Mode, Mudvayne, Five Pointe O, Yamboo, Glittertind, H.I.M, Bon Jovi, David Bowie, Zeromancer, Dimmu Borgir, Cradle of Filth, ArchEnemy, SoilWork, 36 Crazyfists, DemonHunter, Mastodon, UnEarth, Strapping Young Lad, Flogging Molly, Marylin Manson, Disturbed, Alien Ant Farm, Tricky, GodHead, Deftones, MudVayne, Dark Soho, Bif Naked, All Classical, Lacuna Coil, WhipLash (Husband's Old band), Velvet Acid Christ, Malice Mizer, Dir en grey, L'Arc~en~Ciel, Glay, The Pillows, Seraphim Shock, Seraphim, Dynamite, Utada Hikaru, Hirahara Ayaka, Shiina Ringo, Blood, Shadows Fall, Kurenai, Ozaki Yutaka, White Zombie, Seven Witches, Ihr Klare, Red Star Army Chorus, Kurenai, Lordi, X-Japan, Ayumi Hamazaki, Inugami Circus Dan, Hiro, Malcolm X Ni Sasageru, Orange Range, TMG, W-inds, Brain Tyler and Klaus Badelt, Nana Kitade, Cannibal Corpse, Caliban, Anal Cunt, At the Gates, Naglfar, Six Feet Under, Diecast, Deathstars, Tiamat, Al Jourgensen/Ministry, Die My Darling, Genitorturers, Farscape Soundtrack, Darling Violetta , The Pussycat Dolls, Evanescence, Miho Hatori, Dethklok

Movies:

Hellboy, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Stargate, Saw, Saw2, Happy Feet, Matrix series, Starwars, Howl's moving Castle, Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, Space Cowboys, Harry Potter series, Blade series, The Incredibles, Serenity, Hitch-Hikers guide to the Galaxy, Akira, Last House on the Left, Dark Water, The Grudge, Devil's Rejects, Evil Dead 1&2, Audition, Children of the Corn, American Werewolf, Amityville Horror, The (1979), Alien, A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho-Tep, Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), Rose Mary's Baby, The Order, Ringu, Ripper: Letter from Hell, Silence of the Lambs, Scary Movie: 1&2&3, Scary Tales, The Shining (1980), Signs, The Sixth Sense, Sleepwalkers, Sleepy Hollow, Species.

Television:

Invader Zim, King of Queens, Ghost Hunters, Farscape, Stargate, Stargate:Atlantis, Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Oddparents, CSI.

Books:

Some books I've read, or are currently reading.

Queen of the Damned, All women are Psychic, Psychic Development, Study of Vampires, Sea Dragon Heir, Blood and Gold, Interview with the Vampire, Shamanisim.

Heroes:

My parents, Mikey, Katerz, Kynie, Anthony and of course, my little sister - Celina.

My Blog

Rofl. Love it. Kat’s song.

When She Falls Lyrics © 2006 by CHAOTICAwww.chaoticamusic.com She was born into it all,Silver spoonsSince when she crawled.Never had to work a day,But still sheThrew us all away - She's only humbleWh...
Posted by Queen Joukaa on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:06:00 PST

Such a heart-warming story..

I don't usually like these heartwarming stories, but this one is truly interesting... In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through th...
Posted by Queen Joukaa on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:23:00 PST

30 things I've learned from pr0n

30 things I learned from porn 1. Women wear high heels to bed.2. Men are never impotent.3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a s...
Posted by Queen Joukaa on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:56:00 PST

Boredness.

w0rd to your MOTHER! Peoples.. of.. stuff. I was bored, and not much is going on at the moment - though I do have an update on ze wedding of me and Mike. We MAY be moving it to May, instead of January...
Posted by Queen Joukaa on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 04:58:00 PST

Sweet kids. I tell ya.

dbl_d_sufer_o7 : well do u know zach? Joker : Yep. dbl_d_sufer_o7 : this is his christian brother u hate sooo much! Joker : God. dbl_d_sufer_o7 : what about him? Joker : I don't mind Ch...
Posted by Queen Joukaa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

doot

I've never realized.. how boring my life was until Mike left. God.. I miss him, I want him, I crave him.. I NEED my Miker. -Whines- I've never felt so good.. so beautiful and wanted in my entire life ...
Posted by Queen Joukaa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST