I am Joe Blogs |
Jonah came up with a classic on saturday....he's started calling me Joe Blogs. Someone must have thought of it before, but I'm taking the name until someone else proves they had it first.....hope my c...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:26:00 GMT |
Dumb?...how are You spelling that? |
I know a guy who locked himself out of his car one night, He borrowed a wheelbrace, smashed the drivers window, and scared the shit out of his buddy on the back seat. ( Yes its a bit like the old drum...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:53:00 GMT |
Ten great things about finding out Your Girlfriend used to be a guy. |
1. She can help You adjust the valve timing on Your harley. 2. You're not automatically to blame for leaving the toilet seat up.3. Great crack, come shaving time!4. No arguments re. soaps or footie.5....
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:53:00 GMT |
prisoner of luxury |
I'm standing looking out the window of my room on the fourteenth floor. I've got "bad company" going loud, there's a jukebox on the wall. The table's covered in dollars, I've got two frozen margharita...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:19:00 GMT |
Help I'm in large quantities of Shaznite! |
I learned a new phrase today, "flame barrage"..but I don't know the meaning, and it sounds nasty..or even deadly. I guess I got a little too big for my boots, and now i'm living in fear..................
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:35:00 GMT |
start the week with a blog. |
There should have been a subheading for this blog, which might have been something like " Dont upset the cybergeeks, they have ways to make you wish you hadn't". If you dont believe me, check out my c...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 04:11:00 GMT |
ten more ways to annoy hippies |
Somebody blagged one of my blogs last week, now this is due to blog piracy, and as we all know, blog pirates are a bunch of necrophiliac emo, terrorists!!! yeah, and they sometimes get in bad moods, s...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:05:00 GMT |
Fear of heights in Arizona |
The grand canyon in Arizona is the biggest hole in the ground in the world, It's about four hundred miles long , about a couple of miles wide, and about a mile deep. Think about the mile deep bit for ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:51:00 GMT |
every time you stop going mental in longford, godzilla strangles a bunny rabbit |
I've just finished getting over another mad weekend here in good old Longford, where pushing the envelope of mad behaviour is the only real sport. It seems to build up over the week, and then peak on ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:34:00 GMT |
Window dressing, longford stylee. |
Its exactly a week now to the hour, that a beer guided chav missile came through my window, without opening it first. Apart from causing alarm, and expense, and change of trousers time, it had a curio...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:33:00 GMT |
