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Name: Andrew Shakespeare
Birthdate: 16/07/88
Birthplace: Somewhere in the universe
Current Location: East Grinstead/Chichester
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde (Sometimes dyed though)
Height: 5 ft 10
Weight: 75kg
Piercings: None
Tatoos: None
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nope
Overused Phraze: BAD KITTY!!!
FAVORITES
Food: Pizzaaaaaa XD
Candy: Meh
Number: 1209100000153900127428
Color: Green
Animal: Leopard
Drink: I live on fruit juice
Alcohol Drink: It's all about vodka and squash
Bagel: I DON'T EAT THEM
Letter: Thats a baaaaaad question!!!
Body Part on Opposite sex: *****
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: I hate them both :D
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Either Rarely, McDonalds more
Strawberry or Watermelon: Thats a tough one
Hot tea or Ice tea: HOTTT
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffeeeeeeeeee
Kiss or Hug: A nice sexy kiss i'm thinking
Dog or Cat: Kitty
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: SUMMER
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both i guess
Love or Money: Love :D
YOUR...
Bedtime: Anywhere from 11pm to 6am
Most Missed Memory: Being a kid
Best phyiscal feature: The middle toe on my left foot
First Thought Waking Up: WHAT WHAT WHAT??
Goal for this year: Get a raging six pack
Best Friends: Your all amazing
Weakness: I like food too much
Fears: Ghosts
Heritage: I'm like the coolest person ever
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: I would say we're in the hundreds
Ever Smoked: To try it and it's not worth it
Pot: Maybe?? Yes many times
Ever been Drunk: Well obviously
Ever been beaten up: Back at school yes
Ever beaten someone up: Back at school yes
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yep
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: I'm 20 for f*** sake
Been Dumped Lately: Nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: NA
Favorite Hair Color: NA
Short or Long: NA
Height: Well small is better in bed :P
Style: Someone thats lived properly
Looks or Personality: I fall for personality
Hot or Cute Cuteeeeee
Drugs and Alcohol: Well as long as either aren't an addiction
Muscular or Really Skinny: Why would i want a muscular girl??
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 71892370002910182
What country do you want to Visit: Aussieland
How do you want to Die: Doing something i like at least
Been to the Mall Lately: I shop online lol
Do you like Thunderstorms: I LOVE THEM!!!
Get along with your Parents: I do :D
Health Freak: I exercise daily
Do you think your Attractive: Obviously
Believe in Yourself: I am the best!!!
Want to go to College: I'm there :D
Do you Smoke: NOOOOOO
Do you Drink: I binge drink :P
Shower Daily: Indeed i do
Been in Love: I have
Do you Sing: I do
Want to get Married: Lets just wait and see
Do you want Children: I guess
Have your future kids names planned out: William
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: LMFAO i'm 20!!!
Hate anyone: Some people do deserve it
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Who Am I???
I'm SHAKEY and i certainly have had one crazy life so far lets put it that way. I was sentenced to boarding school after being convicted of ADHD when i was younger, however, after serving 5 years i had my conviction squashed and all charges against me were dropped. From here i went onto lewes college with a clean record. At this point of my life i was a bit of a social reject having been to boarding school and only getting to see the world through the rusty cobwebbed bars from my cell. So yeah it all started properly when i was 17 when i started to get 'drunk', generally what the government like to call 'binge drinking'. So i would be out every fri and sat nite getting completely trashed off my face and then most likely throwing up everywhere or doing something really stupid like the time when i jumped off a bridge. So after college i went to chichester uni to study music, where i am in my second year now. I go out drinking to get completely smashed off my face about 2 or 3 times a week and i'm proud of it cause i'm having fun and i'm prob gonna keep doing this for a few years to come :)
Never regret the past, but live to the future!!! xD
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My first memories. Well my first memories go back to when i was 3 years old. They are not very good n all i can really remember is flushing tooth brushes down toilets. So i moved to east grinstead when i was 3. I went to 2 different play schools n have memories of causing much trouble there.
Starting the tunnel of learning. So i started school when i was 4. I don't have that much to say about this apart from the fact that i was very hyperactive n made it to the headmasters office on many occasions. They weren't special occasions as special occasions don't occur that often. Many things happened in the time while i was at primary school. Most of them are prob not worth mentioning but there is one where i fell out of a tree n split the skin on my arse open.
Music seeked into my life. At the age of 7 i started to learn the piano. Thoroughly enjoying this it became a major hobby of mine.
I went to boarding school. My sentance for being a convicted ADHD was boarding school. I served 5 years here (7-11) n well i guess they helped rehabilitate me. During my time at boarding school i caused much trouble. I told most teachers in the school to f*** off at least once n my total number of detentions reached 121 before i lost count.
The animal craze. So i made it to year 9 n developed a strong interest in animals (mainly big cats). Having such an interest i managed to write a whole website based on tigers. As part of my interest in animals i started doing voluntary work at the cats protection league. This also went towards my Duke of Edinburgh silver award.
Year 11. Still having a strong interest in animals i did my work experience at the british wild life centre. I wanted to do it at the vets but the health n saftey law were like ur not 16 so u can't.
Music became a big part of my life n my name went down on the school charts. So in the autumn of 2003 i realised my first song titled 'Love is coming to u'. This quickly became very popular around the school n was known to millions. (The school had around 100 students.) So as the year went on i started composing more n more n wrote all sorts of things from wind quartets to piano pieces n death metal songs.
A big transition. So not knowing one person i started at Lewes college.
Summer of 2005. I was 17 n got drunk for the first time in my life. Many thanks to Lee. So it took me about 2 pints before i couldn't quite walk n i throw up on 3.
Friday the 9th of november 2005. My social life began. Many thanks to tim, david n simon. So they took me to a pub, the sussex arms, where this time it took me about 3 pints to get drunk. At the pub i quickly got to know many new people n met lots of people i knew from primary school. So from this day instead of sitting at home on friday n saturday nites doing absolutely f*** all i would most likely be down the pub or out with mates.
David Turner's house. A week before christmas 2005. I got drunk. N i threw up in his bath. What did i have to drink? Well... 3 pints of strongbow, then 2 shots of vodka, n then some home made red wine, prob not the best mix of drinks lol!
New years eve 2005 to new years day 2006. Lets just say i was very drunk n didn't quite make it to new years day. So i had 6 shots of vodka. This somehow left me throwing up n falling asleep in a bath for 2 hours.
The gym became a big part of life. So i had been going to the gym for 2 years but not really getting very far. Effort. I realised that life as mean as it is requires u to experience pain in order to progress. So i started going to the gym 6 days a week n designing my own kick ass sets that payed off. It didn't take long to get from the little stick insect i was into what i am now. Yeah u wouldn't bother messing with me now!!!
March 2006. I had 8 shots of rum, 8 shots of vodka, n god knows how many pints n shots of whatever else lol. So what state did it leave me in? Well... i threw up a lot that nite, outside weather spoons, with police n the public watching, well that what i was told lol! A big thanku to Tory though for lookin' after me! So after all that throwing up i finally got home, n threw up more there, n then passed out for about 3 hours.
I turned 18. At a mental age of 8 i physically turned 18. My actual bday was when i was on holiday in Tunisia.
August the 17th 2006. I quit drinking, for 4 months. Anyone that knows me now will prob just ask "how?". I had been drunk pretty much everyday of my life since the age of 18 so i just decided to stop n never drink again until 2007 as random as it is.
Tulley's farm. Late october of 2006 i started my first proper job. What a great job it was! I met loads of new people there n the work was such great fun! I mostly worked as an actor there scaring the visitors, well my face does that anyway lol. I was a zombie one day n the escapie on most of the other days, apart from one day where i had to stand in the car park n point all day. It was prob the best job i could ever have found n i miss all u people i worked with so much :(
Wakehurst place. So after working at tulley's farm i got a job at wakehurst place in late november of 2006. Still working there now it isn't actually that bad!!!
New years eve 2006 to 2007. So 4 hours before 2007 i touched alcohol again for the first time in over 4 months. Yes i got very drunk n can't remember it, but i never heard any stories about throwing up!!!
So i was drinking again. Which means i have more to write about as most of this is about drunken events. So having not drunk for 4 months i was a bit of a light weight. So for the first few weekends of 2007 i would normally be very very very drunk which must be true as i can't remember them at all!!! However since then i have just about managed to learn how to handle my drink!
16th of january 2007. I got a place at chichester uni!!! N i so can't wait!!!
So there is life up to the present day!
And yes i am now at chichester and really cannot be bothered to right about the last year or whatever lol.
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As mean as i can be deep down i would never mean any harm. I often give people harsh comments about themselves but they know i'm only jokin'. Also please don't be afraid to trust me, i can sense when people don't want me to tell other people things n i most certainly would never give away information about someone that could damage them as i know from experience how it feels. I am also very against fighting n believe that the world should be a peaceful place free of violence (Apart from mosh pits lol, thats where murder is legal).
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