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About Me

"The difference between me an you? I make this look good."

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My Interests

Bein' Pleased 'N' SIK SOUNDZ!
I am also interested in rather large scary fat dudes with intentions to bang me several times...
(If you fit the description above PM me)

I'd like to meet:

I'de like to meet Satan, me and Satan could have some fun with an air horn...oh and others I suppose...

Music:

Gorillaz.
Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
Felix Laband.
The Shins.
My Bloody Valentine.
Blink 182.
Death Cab For Cutie.
Phantom Planet.
Silverchair.
Grinspoon.
Coldplay.
Hilltop Hoods.
Snow Patrol.
Sum 41.
Husky Rescue.
Greenday.
Ben Lee.
Audioslave.
Zwan.
The Transplants.
TheSOMETHINGS.
Incubus.
Blur.
Elliot Smith.
Jack Johnson.
Eskimo Joe.
The Dissociatives.
Antiskeptic.
Sarah Blasko.
Cat Power.
John Butler.
Run DMC.
The Strokes.
Powderfinger.
System of a Down.
Ben Kweller.
The Smashing Pumkins.
The Eels.
Jeremy Enigk.
The Cock Domes.
Zombies!!.
Soundgarden.
John Frusciante.
The Cat Empire.
The Foo Fighters.
The Beastie Boys.
The Hives.
The Donnas.
Explosions In The Sky.
Little Birdy.
28 Days.
Chemical Brothers.
Fat Boy Slim.
Brand New.
Jimmy and the Metal Rats.
Franz Ferdinand.
Modest Mouse.
Bloc Party.
The Postal Service.
All Saints.
Rage Against the Machine.
The Pixies.
Nirvana.
The cure.
Saosin.
Billy Talent.
The Cops.
Gerling.
Nena.
The Killers.
Thunderbirds are Now!.
Jimi Hendrix.
NOFX.
Nujabes feat. SHINGO2.
Nico.
Oasis.
New Order.
Bridezilla.
OK Go.
R.E.M.
Rancid.
The Saints.
One Line Drawing.
The Sleepy Jackson.
Sublime.
Thirsty Merc.
U2.
The Vines.
Ween.
Weird Al Yankovic.
The White Stripes.
Wolfmother.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
You Am I.
The Clash.
Boxcar Racer.
Jimmy Eat World.
Girls In Hawaii.
Jeff Buckley.
Jet.
Ben Folds.
Mr.Oizo.
David Bowie.
Moby.
The Prodigy.
Queens of the Stone Age.
Sugar Ray.
Portished.
System of a Down.
Tism.
The Follow.
Ben Folds Five.
Radiohead.
Hollidays On Ice.
The Unicorns.
The Zutons.
The Bens.
Dj Shadow.
Thievery Corporation.
Dj Sideshow.
Death in Vegas.
The Distillers.
The Darkness.
Gomez.
G. Love & Special Sauce.
Goodshirt.
Hell is for Heroes.
Jebediah.
John Safran (sort of).
Lazlo Bane.
Xiu Xiu.
Kings Of Convenience.
Kool & the Gang.
Linkin Park.
Massive Attack.
The Flaming Lips.
New Radicals.
The Offspring.
Placebo.
Muse.
Clap Your Hands And Say Yeah.
Portishead.
Presidents of the United States of America.
Hot Hot Heat.
The Velvet Underground.
Sia.
Bravery Mobius Band.
Gatsbys American Dream.
Weezer.
Groove Armarda.
Interpol.
Jamiroquai.
Bright Eyes.
Train.
The Thrills.
M38.
The Mars Volta.
Telepopmusik.
End of Fashion.
Faker.
LCD Soundsystem.
KT Tunstall.
Dr. Octagon.
Youth Group.
Joy Division.
Neon.
Architecture In Helsinki.
Air.
Beck.
The Rapture.
And many, many, many more!!! etc??......
GORILLAZ......................................

YEAH YEAH YEAHS!.......................

Sarah Blasko..................................

Incubus...............

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean,
The Life Aquatic,
Brick,
And muchos more............

Television:

Not so much these days you know?...
So here I will list some of my favourite anime;
Samurai Champloo.
Berserk.
Orphen.
Cowboy Bebop.*series & Movie*
Spirited Away.
Princess Mononoke.
Howl's Moving Castle.
Ninja Scroll. *series & movie* though the film is wikid better.
Akira.
and many more!! o:

Books:

The Hobbit, Contest, Scar Tissue, Harry Potter, The Earthsea bookzzz, Options and more....

Heroes:

Your all my heroes.....yes you......esspecially you.....no not you cat.......damn cats.......
And Spider-man is also my hero*

And this dude right here, Ryan Reynolds, his body is my hero too*

My Blog

One Story Too Many...

well... Once apon a time there was a small child, that childs name was Jack, and coincidentaly was me. SO one day Jack was wearing nothing but gumboots, buck naked except for these rather large blue ...
Posted by 5 Ways To Say Hard Cock on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

is Blog is good

There is a saying in my familly, it has nothing to do with blogs, becuase the are strange and foreign to me.....who likes muzak??kudos??
Posted by 5 Ways To Say Hard Cock on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

welcome friends

Welcome friends, these blog things seem dodgy at least the name anywho, so whats new? ME THATS WHAT!!!!! I like the booogie and I like the muzak....
Posted by 5 Ways To Say Hard Cock on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST