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KuRT

I am here for Friends

About Me

I: am random, have iron lungs, make no sense, have bad karma, mumble, never saw the sign, was never chosen, know tomato's a fruit (not vegetable), don't believe I or anyone can fly, need to quit smoking, have bad will, can be sarcastic, am a bad liar (but nonetheless still one). I procrastinate, don't want to be a hero, like the colour orange, will (however) never wear anything orange, dream too much, 've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People...with REAL brains...who smiles...laughs...who can prove me wrong...wont take THE piss at me if I dunt STFU...and will finish off what I have to say for me when I finally do (whatever that means)...people who can call a storm (THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING, VERY, VERY FRIGHT'NING ME)...dodge a bullet...fry an egg...fry bacon...sing 'We Are The World' with their tongue stapled to their tonsils... people who know that tomatoe's a fruit (not a vegetable)... Shannyn Sossamon, Jeff Hardy, Winona Ryder, Jose Mourinho, Wong Faye, Freddy Krueger, Jabba The Hutt, probably Paris Hilton, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, David Blaine... and people who actually read all of this...

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