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I VANA CHOLO

I am here for Friends

About Me



I love Vardaman. Vardaman loves a fish. However the fish has left and it is not-fish, and there is not-blood on his shirt and trousers because he chopped it up, and now it isn’t, but it was. And if I was, then I must be a fish. Therefore, Vardaman loves me.

I am a true follower of William Faulkner's writing style.

i'm really sarcastic.

i'm generally a happy person
...when i'm not at home and my parents aren't around

i have never been to costco. (not by choice, might i add.)

"A man of many companions may come to ruin,
but there is friend who sticks closer than a brother."
-Proverbs 18:24

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"He had a word, too. Love, he called it. But I had been used to words for a long time. I knew that that word was like the other: just a shape to fill a lack; that when the right time came, you wouldn't need a word for that anymore than for pride or fear." (Faulkner, 172).

Movies:

THE
PURSUIT
OF
HAPPYNESS.

THE SOUND OF MUSIC.
"you flatter me, captain"
"o how clumsy of me, i mean to accuse you."

Heroes:

Vardaman Bundren
"My mother is a fish" (84).
"But Jewel's mother is a horse. My mother is a fish. Darl says that when we come to the water again I might see her and Dewey Dell said, She's in the box; how could she have got out? She got out through the holes I bored, into the water I said, and when we come to the water again I am going to see her. My mother is not in the box. My mother does not smell like that. My mother is a fish" (196).
Clara Wong.
"clara says she's so cool cuz clara can use phones and when you use phones you have 10 numbers to type but then ..board you have 26 letters to type but then you have shift button so that's 52 letters and then ..board you also have 10 number but with shift button you have 10 symbols too and then you have space bar ..board and you have you have you have enter key and you have arrow ..board, you don't have arrow on phone, actually i have arrow on my phone but you don't have arrow on your phone" (this is all with an asian fob accent)
the best person in my life.
(after Vardaman)