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Bryson

About Me

Just finished up a two-year stint in Washington, DC. I loved it, but I was getting complacent. Too comfortable. Thus, my current odyssey to Austin, Texas. To pursue stand-up further. And hopefully to evolve in general. I enjoy my life right now. I like taking my own path. I think those are the basics.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All the women whose friend requests i accepted because they just discovered myspace and didn't have many friends yet, but wanted me to check out their new webcam.

My Blog

The Ghost of Relationships Past, Part 1

A story that perhaps explains why I haven't bothered dating for the past year:Back story:  I'm a comic.  As a comic, I do what I can to be liked by the staff at comedy clubs.  This applies, of course,...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 10:03:00 GMT

Humbling Middlings in Austin

Last night was Thursday, February 12 - ten weeks to the day since I first arrived in Austin.  It has been a fun ten weeks full of new venues, new friends, and new ways of being reminded that I'm still...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 06:51:00 GMT

Ever been to a Hipster Fashion Show? Best. Mistake. Ever.

I made the horribly illogical decision to go a Hipster Fashion Show this weekend, for the same reason I make most of the stupid decisions I make in life - because a girl invited me to.  And I gotta s...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 07:04:00 GMT

This IS just making fun of Jamie Kennedy

Jamie Kennedy fact of the day:  He has appeared on both "Mind of Mencia" and in "Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular."-----          -----          -----          -----          ----- I was ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:41:00 GMT

This is NOT just making fun of Jamie Kennedy

Hello to all my friends and fans.This past week, I had someone tell me that one of my bits is incredibly similar to one that Jamie Kennedy has done in the past, and that it could easily be interpret...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:25:00 GMT

You can skip this one - its long and sad and weird.

I went to a tax course this morning, to learn the process of filing taxes more fully and to hopefully get hired for seasonal work between now and tax day.  Gotta find a way to pay the bills befor...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:36:00 GMT

White Russians and Fruity-Pebble Beer

______________________"So how presumptuous am I allowed to be?"          - -          "Go for it.""Do you play the viola, or the violin?"  &...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:32:00 GMT

I’m Kind of a Nerd

I'm home for the holidays, which basically means I get to see my mom cry a lot.  That's really the only gift I'm assured of each and every Christmas.  The real fun is seeing how small a trig...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 08:14:00 GMT

humbling beginnings in austin...

Well, it's been 9 months since my last blog entry, and although it took a while, it appears I've finally taken my own advice.  I quit my well-paying, comfy job in DC and have moved down to Austin...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:05:00 GMT

When I grow up, I want to be a Comedian

    This should be a pretty quick one.  We'll see.   I think I'm finally embracing the idea of blogging.  Again, time will tell on that one.   It's about 1:45 in the morn...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:39:00 GMT