Oh the PRESSURE of having to sum up your entire being in such a limited space! Feels like that scene in Anger Management where Jack Nicholson is going "no, now your describing your likes and dislikes/personality/job" to Adam Sandler who is slowly going to colour of an over ripe tomato.I love music, comedy and cheese - in that order. I hate pretentious people, celebrity worship culture and bigotry as well as people who walk slightly slower than you in a weavy fashion about a yard in front of you along the pavement.One day I fully intend to be queen of EVERYTHING and then I shall sit in a duvet fortress all day watching Eddie Izzard DVDs, having David Bowie perform "Remembering Marie A" to me on a little gold podium and have minions in hotpants bring me little plates of brie and cranberry relish on demand.I am also an Ugley Girl. Yes thats right- brought up in tiny Essex village called Ugley (pronounced Ugly) where I met my best mate in the world Carmela ("Amazing" in my friends)and we bonded because we were the "only ethnics in the village", coining the phrase "is it cos Im tea coloured?" waaay before Ali G said anything of the sort. Just because I love them more than the notion of Will Smith covered in partially melted chocolate buttons (JUST) I have to give a shout out to my fam - Ethan ("Eaf" in my friends) and Joe ("Sleep:Less") my bros and Cyan (er... her profile name is...."Cyan". Cos she's original like that) and Suzannah ("Hey Girl") my cousins. Being the eldest (by a mile - am old lady!), you are my little pride and joys and I walk around with a constant glimmer of a tear in my eye as I observe you all being the fantastic now fully grown up people that you all are, only occasionally thinking about how I used to change your nappies!I have an obession with pandas for reasons which I dont fully understand myself but I know it all began with some cadbury cream egg flavoured vodka and an episode of Southpark.Holla at me if you are similarly a random wandering the face of the earth looking for the meaning of this oft insane life never finding it but having a lot of fun trying....Get your layout on
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