chuck norris |
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
Chuck Norris invented a language tha...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 17:58:00 GMT |
now for the girls this is what you dont want to hear |
your fat
i going out with your friend
your mom is hot
your sister looks better
i cant get it up
i have no money
i dont have a car
i have to look for new job
i busted
im finished
wheres a condom
&nbs...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 21:49:00 GMT |
what most guys dont wanta here lol |
were just friends
your short
whats your name again
its your friend
so your not rich
your car a piece of shit
were not having sex
we're double dating
your going to meet the parents
im on my period ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 14:07:00 GMT |
things i dont get about girls plz give me an answer |
Why dont girls tell how they feel?
why dont girls say whats on their mind?
why do girls have mood changes every single day?
what do girls want in a man?
why do girls talk to guys one moment but then t...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:39:00 GMT |
how long |
how long can one person wait for true love before they just give up
how long can they trust a person with their heart
how long is it before someone stop caring
how long does the days go bye wishing ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 00:45:00 GMT |
good quotes so if u want to used them go ahead |
If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.
Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?
No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry. ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:15:00 GMT |
