So there I was...butt naked, except for mittens and war paint in the middle of the jungle.
And I know what your're wondering...why did I have mittens on in the middle of the jungle? but the better question is why was I butt naked...?Did I mention that I was really sweaty too? yeah, It's really hot and humid in the jungle.
Anyways, Standing on it's hind legs in front of me no less than 2 feet away was an 8 foot tall polar bear with brown fur...ready to attack...and I know what youre wondering... What kind of polar bear has brown fur? but the better question is what the hell is a polar bear doing in the jungle?...jeez youre really bad at this whole asking questions game...
well, the polar bear looked me straight in the eye and said "My worthy adversary...I shall let you pass on through the jungle alive and unharmed if you can answer for me this riddle. What did the sink with amnesia say when the toilet asked what he knew about his past?
I pondered upon this trivial puzzle and came up with the answer immediatley. I answered full with rodomontade displaying my Infinite knoledge...answereing the riddle with "I don't know anything!""WRONG!!!" roared the polar bear as he charged at me full speed covering 10 yards each second gnashing his teeth...
and i know what you're wondering... well what the heck was the answer to that riddle then...? but the better question is...how is a polar bear going to charge at me at 10 yards a second when it's only 2 feet away from me?Anyways, as it came deathly close to me he roared "Trick question! Sinks and toilets cant talk!"
and then it viciously took a swing at my chest... raking skin and raw, raw, flesh away from my rib cage... I stood there and took it like a man. I then looked down at the damages and thought that it was going to make a bad ass scar...Now I didn't have a natural weapon like fangs or claws... but that didnt stop me from from plunging my super muscular fingers so far in to his eye sockets i could tickle his temporal lobe....
I then said "Polar bears cant talk either..."
and then the polar bear faded into dust... and it just so happens that a squad of barely legal, blonde, super dumb cheerleaders that were being held in captivity by the polar bear....and I know what youre wondering...and yes, it IS 11 inches. but you may think the better question is could I really pleasure them all? and the answer is YES! it is 11 inches after all..
P.S. Sinks can't have amnesia either.I know this is the about me section... but thats part of me.
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