Yogi

I dont really have anyinterests anymore i am very lethargic these days i never was able to reach the couch but once im lifted up onto it i like to be on the highest point of the couch way up high away from the other mangey mutts that live with me and try to sneak attack me but i wont back down for shit as you can see in my TUFF pictures.I used to be able to jump back down off the couch but now i cant so i just poop there its horrible cus they get really mad when i do that.I will try and start a fund for elderly animals so that they can wear catheters and colostomy bags.But until then i will remain shitting on this fine italian leather sofa.Fuckem!All i really want would be able to brush my teeth just once i am missing all but 3 and my breath smells like boiled hot dog water with tuna water pissed out in it.A rotting carcass i tell ya.My dream would be to meet Mr.Winkle hes by far the dreamiest screw alive.He keeps me going and the blood still boiling down there.Everyone tells me to quit smoking, but i tell them to fuck themselves, nothing will get in between me and my fags'