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Yogi

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I dont really have anyinterests anymore i am very lethargic these days i never was able to reach the couch but once im lifted up onto it i like to be on the highest point of the couch way up high away from the other mangey mutts that live with me and try to sneak attack me but i wont back down for shit as you can see in my TUFF pictures.I used to be able to jump back down off the couch but now i cant so i just poop there its horrible cus they get really mad when i do that.I will try and start a fund for elderly animals so that they can wear catheters and colostomy bags.But until then i will remain shitting on this fine italian leather sofa.Fuckem!All i really want would be able to brush my teeth just once i am missing all but 3 and my breath smells like boiled hot dog water with tuna water pissed out in it.A rotting carcass i tell ya.My dream would be to meet Mr.Winkle hes by far the dreamiest screw alive.He keeps me going and the blood still boiling down there.Everyone tells me to quit smoking, but i tell them to fuck themselves, nothing will get in between me and my fags'

My Interests

rubbing my itchy worm ass against the carpet that used to be my favorite tell they got tile flooring damn them.I dont have any interests anymore except chainsmoking and i like the sound of my own bronchial infection and coughing up fun things and other then that my love for Mr.Winkle.xoxoPs i also when i wasnt paralyzed by aged would love to indulge in eating cat poop out of the litter box mm so good!

I'd like to meet:

Mr.Winkle there will be no substitute....

Music:

I cant hear anymore and i should wear hearing aids but humans are just screwed up like that.

Movies:

Cant see the tv anymore cats have it made with whiskers but i am that bump in the night that keeps you awake.Butt haha when i could see it was doggystyle part one and two damn kinky bitches theres nothing hotter then bitches licking there behinds and pink parts.

Television:

Same as movies

Books:

Mr.Winkles "A Winkle in Time","Winkles World","What is Mr.Winkle?",written by Lara Jo Regan and Mr.Winkle.

Heroes:

first and foremost Mr.Winkle and Lara Jo Regan

My Blog

YES!!!!

I found a tooth i thought i had 3 left but theres a fourth haha woohoo!!
Posted by Yogi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST