Playboy Crystal

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DISCLAIMER:
IF I DON’T KNOW YOU, I WILL NOT ADD YOU AS A FRIEND!! THIS MESSAGE GOES OUT TO DUDES WHO PUT WAYY TOO MUCH GEL IN THEIR HAIR, POP THEIR COLLARS, JACK THEMSELVES UP ON STEROIDS, HAVE NICER NAILS AND JEANS THAN ME, LISTEN TO MUSIC THAT BELONGS IN A SOUTH BEACH CLUB, OR HAVE A TOP FRIENDS LIST DEDICATED TO SLUTTY MODELS.
IF HOWEVER, YOU LISTEN TO TOUCHER AND RICH, HAVE SEEN ME AT HOOTERS BACK IN THE DAY, IF I MET YOU PARTYING IN BOSTON, OR IF YOU KNOW ME FROM PLAYBOY… JUST SHOOT ME A MESSAGE, AND ILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO ADD YOU AS A FRIEND!
I GOTTA STAY TRUE TO MY FRIENDS, AND ALL OF THE PEOPLE THAT KNOW, LOVE, AND SUPPORT ME. IM NOT ABOUT HAVING A GAZILLION RANDOM MYSPACE WHORES ON MY FRIENDS LIST.
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Hi everyone!! Thanks for stopping by my page! Most of you may know me as Playboy Crystal from WBCN’s Toucher and Rich show, others call me Crystal Pistol, but the people that mean the most to me just know me as Crystal!! I graduated college… The Art Institute of Boston, with a BFA in animation.. and one day all my work will be posted on this page (yah right). id give all of my limbs to work for Nickelodeon. ren n stimpy, angry beavers, rockos modern life, SIMPSONS, and spongebob are my inspirations. Last fall I *gasp* posed for playboy!! YES! I am a Playboy Model! You can find me on a few of their websites. Ive been to the Playboy Mansion, and NO I didn’t meet Hef, but it was the experience of a lifetime! Now you can find me occasionally letting Adolfo feel me up, doing hidden mic bits for T&R, and partying in Boston! Now that the Hooters in Boston has closed, I work for Revolution Rock Bar.. so if youre ever there, find me and say hi!
IM NOT AN ARTIST IM A FUCKIN WORK OF ART
WE LIKE TO GET FUCKED UP AND DO FUCKED UP SHIT
My friends are my life, without them i would not be living. you make me laugh and can get me through ANYTHING, some of you can funnel, and pound beers like champs, and your beirut skills are though the roof. others will talk me through the biggest crisis of my life, stop yourself from rolling your eyes when I talk about Manson, hold my hair back when Im puking in your toilet, try to hide me when im peeing in public, understand that beer is as vital to me as air, and aren’t afraid to speak up when I get too outta control!!! YOU ALL ROCK MY WORLD.. AND I WOULDN’T BE ME WITHOUT YOU!!!
MARK: YOU, your incredible... my sloppiness, laziness, drunkeness, you put up with all of it... 5 years ago i fell in love with a wreckless, long haired, skateboarder who hated cops for busting in on his skate sessions... and i will forever love the law obiding, bud light drinking, liberal hating shaved headed, police officer youve grown to be. i choo choo choose you to be me one and only... FOREVER!!! THATS RIGHT PEOPLE I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, AND UNLESS YOU ARE ARE SHAUN WHITE, NIKKI SIXX, MARILYN MANSON, OR RYAN RENOLDS.... YOU CANNOT REPLACE HIM!!! SO DONT TRY GETTIN MY # OR THROWING OUT A GAY PICKUP LINE, YOUR POWERS ARE USELESS ON ME!
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Isabella my ferret.. aka Izzy