every time you see a rainbow, god is having gay sex. |
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no intros, fuck off.
i went to a mall the other day, and as i was walking by the dimmension to hell that many people call hollister, it occured to ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:04:00 GMT |
the funny thing about my back is, that its on my cock. |
here come tha blog here come tha blog.
is it just me or does every puerto rican on tv look like a mexican who cant decide if hes a wigger or a fucking goombah itallian? they look like the extras in gr...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:01:00 GMT |
cant turn a whore into a house wife |
highly anticipated and largely over due. lets getready to ruuumbbbble.
its been a while, and many things have changed, but some things stay the same, like my hatred of:
bicyclists. what the fuck? have...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 18:34:00 GMT |
the six people you meet on the toilet |
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, micah lashley proudly presents another fuckabout production. if you enjoy these little quips about my life and the things that revolve aroun...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:42:00 GMT |
somethin for the ladies |
1. The phone rings, who do you want it to bE?a bill collector, ive only heard from him twice today. and i hope he made it home safely.2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?not...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 18:03:00 GMT |
the joys of abstinence |
hooray the spice girls are getting back together! now the night terrors will stop.
this dumb bitch paris hilton told larry king that she was embarassed during her prison strip search. saying that it w...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 16:34:00 GMT |
whiskey dick |
so, its been months since ive ranted on anything, not that i have suddenly become a more joyful person, mind you. my problem is much deeper than that. you see i am without cable at the moment. it...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:26:00 GMT |
i found jesus, not THAT jesus, the drywaller jesus. |
its been a while since ive done this, but here we go.
have you ever really paid attention to a container of parmesian cheese? most of the time it will say something to the likes of "aged over blah bla...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 17:51:00 GMT |
chuchtime activities |
mor random ruminations.....................
ok this ones a bit old, but i noticed CBS advertising the fact that they were airing the super bowl. who the fuck needs to be reminded that the super bowl i...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 18:59:00 GMT |
naked pictures of your mom |
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Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 16:49:00 GMT |
