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nate the mighty

trading one six pack in for another

About Me

Sometimes I'm fun to others, but always self-amusing; in the way an ape can sit alone in a room playing with a block or a stick for hours, while people watch in amazement. I'm a bald ape, that's all I'm getting at...My tail is quite ugly.

*I have a puppy

My Interests

spending all the money I hold, the second it's cash. cooking. eating. writing. rapping. movies. Art. sitting down. Oh, I love sleeping. Ummm, and sundays, and sweet shoes, and kittens, puppies, rambling, beer, I fucking hate horses, i'd eat a horse if it looked at me wrong, or right for that matter. we should eat horse. no, the're pretty and way too muscular. Oh well, I guess I would be contradicting myself anyhow, as I have been heard to say, 'I wish I were a centaur'.(half man, half horse, 100% sweet as hell.)

i like photography

I'd like to meet:

Ray Romano, simply to say, "I don't...at all."

Music:

dig it

Movies:

spike lee and wes anderson are my favorites.

Television:

Sopranos. The Daily Show. Animal Planet. mythbusters. the ma'fuckin office. of course - family guy, and anything on DiscoveryHD.

Books:

never heard of um

Heroes:

Mathilda. Yes, she's a cat, but her arrogance is undeniably mind-blowing. Also, her physical attraction is such that even though she probably will scratch the holy shit out of my hands and arms, I can't stop trying to pet her. Lastly, she once lifted the fridge over her head; She and I were doing some acid.
See: Mathilda the ruthless on friends

My Blog

depression meds

    Ok, prescription medication side-effects, right.  The new best one I just saw on the television: "side effects may include dizziness and nauseau...upon standing."  Upon st...
Posted by nate the mighty on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:19:00 PST

dog-style

Have you ever wondered if, in the history of time, a chihuahua has stood on a stool and fucked a greyhound?  Me too!!!
Posted by nate the mighty on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:37:00 PST

V- day sounds like VD with an accent

    Valentines day is for simpletons, right?   If you don't know what i mean...go buy something; today is buy-something-day.  Okay, now that they're gone...  &n...
Posted by nate the mighty on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:34:00 PST

speaking of reality Tv

   I just came across the brilliance that is Fear Factor.  The challenge was to start in  the water tank of a semi, collecting some flag or whatever, climb out, crawl across the to...
Posted by nate the mighty on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:53:00 PST

goddamn dating shows

$ First of all, it sucks that the youth of america would kill to be on fucking roomraiders or date my fucking mom.  $ Secondly, fuck Mtv for sucking me in with the scripted idiotic sexual-'would-...
Posted by nate the mighty on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:09:00 PST

50 cent

 "unbutton your pants - pull them down...just a little bit"?  Why not, you know, take them off.  It just seems strange to me to 'play' with the idea of getting undressed when later in t...
Posted by nate the mighty on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 09:49:00 PST

idiots

I was driving to school today and I was behind a car with a full rear-window sticker that read, "No Tearz No Fearz". What the fuck. How is it that someone sees that sticker and says to themselves, "...
Posted by nate the mighty on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 07:00:00 PST

Random - Telephone - notes

I love when you call someone who has changed and forwarded their phone number to a new number, cause the operated tells you the new number in a horribly bland monotone voice, and then says (happily, m...
Posted by nate the mighty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What's so fucking funny?

Why do people say "that's SO funny." when they aren't laughing and have no intention to do so?
Posted by nate the mighty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST