ummm...perry farrell & scott weiland...making out with eachother in a dark alleyway... wearing thigh-highs and garters, the cool night breeze grazing their (most likely bony & tattooed) butt cheeks....what is that? a rumbling from that garbage dumpster, oh- why its' Dave Navarro...what's that Dave? Oh well, I...I couldn't...oh well maybe, I mean if you need lotion rubbed on you for "medical reasons"...I ...never do this...what is that Scott? Oh well thank you...I have been "working out" but strangely excercise does little for "those", but sure, you can give them a squee...Oh, don't be jealous Perry, I will be right ...oh yeah..that is a great idea, go ahead and slide that....wait, what the hell am I writing...oh shit...this is totally fat girl alterative music porno fan-fiction....nevermind...