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About Me

I hate the term "VIP", I think it is a disgusting notion...I enjoy debate, especially about religion & politics. I don't kill bugs, I deport them... I am desperate to impress you and convince you to be my phony myspace friend. sometimes I dress for comedic effect...at least that what I tell myself... I don't understand why people insist on pretending that Las Vegas is fabulous. It is so gross, and you know it.I'm a photographer. I love photography, talking about photography, photographers, video directors, etc. I am kind of a surrealist egomaniac type of photographer....I live in NYC with my boyfriend and a little black...sorry "african american" pomeranian named Ivan. Slightly germaphobic left-handed vegetarian..... If you are curious about my photography/video work go to my website www.ambergray.net

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ummm...perry farrell & scott weiland...making out with eachother in a dark alleyway... wearing thigh-highs and garters, the cool night breeze grazing their (most likely bony & tattooed) butt cheeks....what is that? a rumbling from that garbage dumpster, oh- why its' Dave Navarro...what's that Dave? Oh well, I...I couldn't...oh well maybe, I mean if you need lotion rubbed on you for "medical reasons"...I ...never do this...what is that Scott? Oh well thank you...I have been "working out" but strangely excercise does little for "those", but sure, you can give them a squee...Oh, don't be jealous Perry, I will be right ...oh yeah..that is a great idea, go ahead and slide that....wait, what the hell am I writing...oh shit...this is totally fat girl alterative music porno fan-fiction....nevermind...

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