Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless Christmas dinner's dark and blue When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view.Sunday dinner isn't sunny Easter feasts are just bad luck When you see it from the viewpoint Of a chicken or a duck.Oh how I once loved tuna salad Pork and lobsters, lamb chops too 'Til I stopped and looked at dinner From the dinner's point of view.
Anybody and everybody
except for Christina
Because she is a slut whore.
Everything
except Country
Lotsa Movies
such as
RENT
Rocky Horror Picture Show
American Pie Movies
SCARY MOVIE 3
Fun With Dick and Jane
Alice in Wonderland
And Others.
The Simpsons
Futurama
Family Guy
South Park
That 70'show
Malcom in the Middle
Too many to name.
Michael Crichton and Stephen King are the best though
Christina Of course!!!
She is my bestest friend ever.