new sayings |
when ever you need a shoulder to cry on, dont worrie i'll always have twoThe heart is a muscle smooth and strong but like ever muscle it can get easily torn. In times of missery, death is the bes...
Posted by Daniel on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:43:00 PST |
favorite sayings |
you know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams
love is like a rose, it might be sweet and beautiful but it has its thorns, just grab on with both...
Posted by Daniel on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:40:00 PST |
an epic of time wasted |
"An Epic Of Time Wasted"So much time I've wasted.I can truly say I never thought it would come to this.Never would I doubt you, but the truth kept smacking me in the face.Reality. You never stopped to...
Posted by Daniel on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:16:00 PST |
funny ass shit |
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no frcking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobi...
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 06:13:00 PST |
a few questions |
> HONEST OPINION > > Am I cute?- > > Am I sweet?- >> Am I sexy?->> Am I hot?->> Am I ugly?-> > Am I crazy?- > > Am I lovable?- > > Am I funny?- > > Am I psycho?- > > Am I daring?- > > Am I a good pers...
Posted by Daniel on Tue, 02 May 2006 03:33:00 PST |
wise saying |
"You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair"
--Chinese Proverb...
Posted by Daniel on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:44:00 PST |
colombiano por siempre |
El Colombiano no se emborracha.....SE PRENDEEl Colombiano no tiene amigos...TIENE PARCEROS El Colombiano no se burla... LA MONTA El Colombiano no se enamora... SE TRAGA El Colombiano no conversa... HA...
Posted by Daniel on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 06:21:00 PST |
confesions |
x your confessions...[] I am bisexual[] I am homosexual[] I collect comic books.[] I shut others out when I'm sad[sometimes] I open up to others easily[] I am keeping a secret from the world[x] I watc...
Posted by Daniel on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 04:52:00 PST |
get out of a trafic ticket |
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May...
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 02:19:00 PST |
restroom poetry |
Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to **** But only farted
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Posted by Daniel on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 01:57:00 PST |
