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Questions you've probably NEVER been asked!
Have you ever seen an alligator in person?: NO
Have you ever lent pantyhose to anyone?: NO
Who do you think is more attractive: your mom or your dad?: NIETHER
Does your doctor freak you out?: no
What kind of gum do you absolutely hate?: hubba bubba
What does the inside of your shower look like?: Your mom
What kind of dictionary do you use?: I only use one to pee
What celebrity's hairstyle do you envy?: none
Are you good at ping pong?: sort of
Does it annoy you when people's eyebrows are a differentcolor than hair?: um.... no
Has your grandma ever cussed in front of you before?: Which one?
What primary color is your Christmas tree?: Uh.... green, no purple
Have you dated someone with some serious halitosis?: Whats that?
Do you like Jerry Springer?: I guess
Which would u rather have as a brother: Beavis or Butthead?: Beavis
What is the stupidest thing you've done to a friend's pet?: Nothing
What is the second letter of the name of your street?: Which one?
Is there someone in your town that looks a lot like you?: no....
What color do you think your heart really is?: Violet
What does your umbrella look like?: An umbrella
Does your cell phone die frequently?: no
What's the most important thing you've ever broke?: My butt
What is your favorite keychain?: i dont know/ care
Have u ever seen a snake in the road?: once
Is there a china cabinet in your house?: No china is in asia... i think.
Have you ever mentally pictured your teachers having sex?: Aaaaaah my head it burns!!!!!!
If you don't meet your soulmate while on earth, will u meet them in heaven?: ?
Have you ever been to the Kentucky Derby?: no
What state has the most interesting shape?: Michegan
Have u ever heard a wolf howl?: No
What's the best camera brand?: I dont know/ care
Have u jumped on a trampoline for more than 3 hours straight?: 2 n a half
When in a race, do you usually win?: no
What color is the inside of your shower?: white
Do you get sleepy when you ride in the car?: Sometimes
Is your ring size little or big?: I dont wear jewelry dumby
Where do you go fishing at?: I dont.
Have u ever thought about joining a nunnery/monastary?: Hells no.
Do you think Bill Clinton's face will ever be on our money?: I dont know/ care
What about George W. Bush?: Probably
Have u ever wanted to tap dance?: no
If you could change the color of hippopotamuses would you?: I guess....
When someone tells you to tell them when, do you actually say "when"?: uuuuuuh duuuuh deeee uuuuugh
Do you curse when you run a light?: I dont drive
How many cowboy hats do you own?: none
Are you scared when you walk with scissors?: no
What does your best friend want to do when they grow up?: I dont know.
Have you been in a flood?: Once
Have u ever worn wooden shoes?: no
How is your credit rating?: Not old enough for credit card :)
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What is your occupation? Virgin or Bam!!!? Virgin
Do you look at porn? NO you sick popsicle
Are you emo? nope
What is the meaning of life? there is no meaning
Why do I ask so many questions? because your stupid
Do you have any pets? yes
Can you spell ICUP? yes
Did you just spell ICUP? yes
What does it spell? ICUP
Was your uncle a primate? maybe....
Whos yo daddy? Im yo daddy
Why? Why? Why? am I saying why? Why? why? I don't know lol
Hello? Sup
You there? no
Do you like to take surveys? yes
Do you like this one? duh I made it
If not are you a FF? nope
Why is the world round? because it was featured from my left testicle
Why is pee sometimes yellow? because
Are you comfortible with me asking this? yes
Can you stick out your toung and touch your nose yes
Can you touch your nose with your toung? yes
What color is your toung? pinkish
Did you notice I spell toung wrong? yes
Is your ass the size of Uranus? no but my cousin's ass is... wooooooo
Can you say la la la la la la in high pich? nope
Howdy? yo
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla? blaaaaaaa blaaaaaa
Can I please shut up? nope
Or can I? yes
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Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: yes
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: boobs?
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Michal Jackson
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: yes
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: what is that?
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: sometimes
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: my parents think so.... L.O.L.
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: How is it for u?
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: white
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: my ass does
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: Hell no!!
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: Stinky farts
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: ur pants
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: no
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: no
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: Is that a type of candy?
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: .017848271920003759... and a portrage in a peartree....
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: D I P A J Q Z B X C H.....
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: yes
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: mmmmm..... tender
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: Kill those lil rodent bastards!!!
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: ...Maybe
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Does it matter?
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: Gays and Homos
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": I forget
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: Is Elvis
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: No i piss at em.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: SSSSSSSSSS..... EVIL...SSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: Yes my mom is dumb.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: Up my butt crack.
WHAT TIME IS IT?: Time to wait.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: Boobmasta
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: Yes.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: ....I drive a box.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: Bawers
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: Is the Easterbunny?
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: No
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: Nipples
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: Jellie
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: Yes
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: does this count the last 2 years?
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: ya
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: ya
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: no
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: purple
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: 5 years ago
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: ya
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: i dont know
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: no
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: What does read mean?
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: no
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: can u?
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: no
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: Under the bed.
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: Yes
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: I guess
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: no
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: ya
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Chocolate from the backyard
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: Do you?
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: Ya
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: Barbie and Bratz
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: no
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: Fall Out Boys
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