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JASON***NOSAJ
GET YA ASS OUTTA HEEYAH!
HERE! Write some stupid crap in this box
SAP YOU FAKAAHS?!?! I wanna tell you a story about a man named me... Well I was born here! And I moved there, then we packed up the stuff and moved over there then there again then HERE! You see, I'm a military little guy, raised in a military fam fam, WHOA WHOA WAIT A MINUTE YOU HEATHEN! Before ya start jumpin tah conclusions you fak! Let me tell you another story, about my after senior year year... post Graduation! I met a little number named Tay! Taizler for short! (It's actually Taylor)! Yeah yeah yeah! I know what you're thankn, "Hey Jay diddaly craz man alert?..." Then I say, "Yes person who is asking for me..." Then they'll say, "You remembered to pack your lunch right?" Then me, "Yes, is there something more obvious you would like to throw over here to me with them fine communication skills?" Them, "Yes... uuuhm... Your last name is Taylor..." Then once more from yours raz ma taz truly, "Yes my friend, but we are not married, this complication is not to be dealt with until further notice. And most importantly you dweeb, wouldn't you think Taiyzsler and I have already been informed of this information? if you think we need some little sweethearted scoundrel of a fool reminding us of our names which we were the first to discover! YOU'RE WRONG MY FRIEND! YOU ARE WRONG! AND YOU HAVE A REAL PROBLEM! A REEEEEEEEAAAL PROBLEM!"... So let me tell you more about the Beautiful Taylor, (aka) SCOOTAH! We met in an old mansion on mevcheaeu street in wisconsin hawaii. I was invited along by a friend of mine who goes by the alias Katie Smithenheimersananymous, a young lass who I have been more than just acquaintances with for quite some time... at the time... October of 2007... She was an undercover lunatic with a rabid dog who would snarl at you until you rubbed his or her belly, whichever it was at the time. The older skinny gent sitting next to me was an alpha dog, a real gonzo wild man. Most of his surrounding populations referred to him as detective Milly Va Philly, a sassy little frass with an eye for money and a big toe for hot wheels, one who would soon become competition and more than firends. But the only important brain of the game was yours truly. The Jay man, the Jay bird, jay jay, jason, jaystier, jermaine mumbles, bunny, booster. I had many occupations in which required multiple "A.K.A.'s". We soon finished our little three person gathering over coffee and taco bells, when Katie recieved a business call. "Guys! Theres been an ayopwane assadent... Sarzhent Taywer hash been in a howwible mango of a messssss..sss." Katie turned vigorously with a very concerned face and a horrible... strange.. baby?.. voice... "OH SWEET JESUS STUCK IN A PAPAYA TREE ON THANKSGIVING!" Philly said screaming at the top of his tiny lungs, in a calm cool collected Fanzie inspired tone, I looked at Katie and Philly at the SAME EXACT TIME and announced ".... Yeah, well.." We hopped in phillys invisible helicopter and rushed to the site. As soon as we crash landed because Philly had no idea how to fly it for he had just made the purchase earlier that morning and it was delivered to him, he had not layed a hand on it... or an eye. We noticed a tall beautiful buxom blonde with long blonde hair and a nice round bust line. Well to make a long story short because Taylor's getting annoyed and wants to go to the beach even though she keeps encouraging me to finish this story. Taylor fell in and out of love with detective Philly va nilly, Fell in love with me, for a short period of time lost the friendship of Katie smitherheimersananymous, Taylor and I saw a ufo, Katie and Taylor loved eachother again, and I've never been happier.
WOULD YOU RATHER
Would You Rather...((with some unusual questions..))
Would you rather...
Be 4'1 or 7'9"?: 7'9, so I could reach over to another table and grab their food
Live without music or live without T.V.?: T.V.
Eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?: WHAT?!?! I'd rather jump off a ten foot cliff
Be called a racist or a traitor to your country?: A racist traitor.... So both
Lose your legs or lose your arms?: Legs... But I would have to lose them in 'NAM
Have a beautiful house and ugly car or an ugly house and beautiful car?: I'd rather have a beautiful house and car, but since this is such a gay question, I'll have to say the first one
Be blind or deaf?: Blind, so people would say, "There goes that deaf guy!" Then I would go, "I'M BLIND YA FUCKING JERK!"
Live in Antarctica or Death Valley?: I have no idea what Death Valley is, but it sounds awesome... So Death Valley it is
In a fire, save a sibling or a stranger?: Depends on if there's any rattler snakes... I would much rather double the risk and save those, to look cool
Be spanked or be put on a restriction (on your favorite thing to do)?: Spanked, I'm so immune to it... My bottom had a plastic spatula broken over it
Eat sushi or liver?: Sushi sounds splended.... Actually both
Have 3 eyes or webbed feet?: 3 webbed eyes
Meet the president of the U.S. or Billy Graham?: DUBYA
Find true love or 1 million dollars?: What the hell... YOU CAN BUY TRUE LOVE WITH 1 MILLION BUCKAROOS
Always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?: OOOH! That would suck
Be gossipped about or never talked about at all?: Gossip, but you never said it was bad gossip
Have stars in your eyes or eyes in the back of your head?: Definately in the back of my head, stars wouldn't fit, and plus they're really hot and on fire.
Have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?: X-Ray Vision, so I could look at internal organs and see how they worked, then win a Nobel Piece Prize for writing a book about it
Be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?: Hear any conversation, and blackmale nerds
End hunger or hatred?: Hatred, then buy food for the hungry with that 1 million dollars in that other question..... That's a lie
Publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment?: no no no no NO! NOOO! NOOO! NO NO NO! NO! NO! no no... no..... no
Get caught singing in the mirror or spying on your crush?: Spying on my crush... If she was my crush, then she would have to like detectives
Be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy?: KILLER! Fluffy's cute though
Be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?: Someone I hate, so I could kill them and eat them and not get arrested for it
Get even or get over it?: Get over it... Most of the time when I try to get even, it always fires back
Always lose or never play?: Always lose... But I'd only play the games where you're supposed to lose
Be forced to tell your best friend a lie or tell your parents the truth?: That's a toughy... Actually it's not, I'd just rather write this instead
Know it all or have it all?: Have it all
Always get first dibs or the last laugh?: FUCK YOU!
Give bad advice or take bad advice?: Give bad advice to a kid with no arms
Have sand in your shorts or water in your ear?: Sand in my vagina
Forget your sunscreen or your sunglasses?: Sunglasses, because I like to make sweet designs with the sunscreen
Kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab?: Kiss your mom's crabs... jellfish
Own a ski lodge or a surf camp?: A ski lodge in Hawaii, and disappoint people by saying that there's only snow on the big island
Forget who you were or who everyone else was?: Forget who I was, so everyone will feel sorry for me
Have one wish granted today or three wishes granted in 10 years?: I like the Genie on Alladin... Robbin Williams is such a goober
Give up your computer or your pet?: I can't walk a computer around the block... Though, technology is pretty crazy these days
Be the sand castle or the wave?: The wave baby! WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!
Overthrow a dictatorship or lead one?: Overthrow one and kill lots of people in the process... yeaaaaaah
Write the worst book in history or record the worst song in history?: WORST BOOK! And call it The Worst Book In History, so people won't be surprised when they read it, then it would become a master piece and I'd win another Nobel Piece Prize
Get free chocolate for one year or free potatoes forever?: There both bad for you... I hate starch, so chocolate... YA HAPPY?!?! YA LIKE CAVITIES?!?! Ya little bitch
Have half days everyday or no homework forever?: Halfdays
Wear all pink or all purple to school?: Purple... Pink is played out... Plus I'm Pretty In Purple
Take a math test or do a lab in science?: Graduate early
Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere or an apartment with 10 friends?: A ten friend appartment
Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?: Astronaut
Bake cookies in cooking class or do art projects in art class?: Bake bookies bin booking blass
Run the mile or give a speech for English?: Run the mile ya idiot. I run two miles... you should know that, you stupid survey!
Have a pie-eating contest or a wheelbarrow race?: Who the fuck does any of those anymore...... pie eating
Have a big group of friends or one very close friend?: Big group
Not be able to talk or hear for one day?: I've always wondered how my senses would react to being deaf
Be nervous but excited or relaxed but bored?: boogar
Wear a school uniform or last year's Halloween costume?: To where?
Spend the day surfing the internet or the ocean?: The ocean dude! RICHEOUS!
Be an actress/actor in a big movie or the director?: Director, because they're kind of like dictators telling famous people what to do!
Have an ugly, loyal dog or a prize-winning, snobby cat?: The person who is reading this is ugly!
Be a professional baseball player or a champion horse breeder?: I used to play baseball, but I likt ponys
Be saved by Superman or meet Winnie the Pooh?: I'd rather be Saved By The Bell
Go to an amusement park or to a family reunion?: Ammusement park
Have a kangaroo or koala as your pet?: Kangaroo, I've always wanted to be kicked by one
Be rich with an unhappy job or make less money with a job you like?: How hot is my wife?
Not be able to use your phone or your e-mail?: E-Mail... No offense Tom Hanks
Snowboard in the winter or swim in the summer?: I've never been snowboarding, so that one
Pick your own nose or someone else's?: HAHAHAHA! Depends on if I have to eat it
Be a tree or live in a tree?: OOOOH! KEEBLER STYLE BABY! Makin coo-kies
Write a mystery or a poem?: Beat the Dalai Llama with a Mother Goose book
Meet an alien visitor or travel to outer space?: I'd much rather travel with an alien visitor to outer space
Be forgotten or hatefully remembered?: Hatefully forgotten?
Last but not least...
Would you rather be doing this quiz or doing something else? =P: FUCK YOU BITCH! FUCK YOU! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK! YOU'RE NEVER SERIOUS!
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A bit of everything
Basics
Name: Jasionna
Age: 17
Sex: no thanks
Hair color: Are you asking me?
Eye color: I can't see my eyes
Zodiac sign: I think its the Great White Bufallo
Heritage/nationality: Blackfoot, Sioux, Cherokee, Irish, Scottish/Welsh
Person your named after: You wouldn't like him when he's angry
People you live with: Whatever man, Just because I live with my family doesn't mean im not cool
Favorites
Color: blue-baby blue, the mix makes like this kind of lighter than blue color
Band: head bands
TV Show: if stella still came on id probably say... stella
Video Game: gta san andreas, and the wiggles for the leap frog
Movie: dazed and confused, detroit rock city, and forest gump (seriously)
Food: yeah, im pretty hungry
Room in the house: oh the one on the right, in the front... go ahead you can look in here
Cuss Word: FART YOU!
Flower: gastrocalogistanephreosises
Animal: that dead bird down the street
Sport: kicking that dead bird down the street
Pizza Topping: that dead bir...
Season: like winter/ fall... or like garlic/ peprica
Shampoo: what's that?
Hairspray: i'm naturally sprayed
CD: certifed dracula?
Gum: the chewy ones
Resturant: its in america, you wouldn't know it
Late night activity: girls gone wild informercials, and the lifetime cd collection ones too
Holiday: my birthday
Number: 1,357,902,468
Candy: me
Song: Bron 'y 'aur stomp
Starbucks beverage: coffee
Are you for or Against...
Prostitution: which kind
Abortion: they don't know what's happening
Drunk Driving: santa doesn't come to those guys' houses
Legalizing Drugs: what does that mean?
Death Penalty: is that where they stick the thermometer up your boonkie
Illegal immigrants: only if they work for me
Premarital sex: who am i... george washington
War: If its in my backyard where i can see
Hippies: no, too many foot prints
Porn: hey, im married
Clothes on dogs: they deserve it
School Uniforms: they deserve it
Public Schools: yes please
Spam: Yeah, she's real nice
Gay Marrage: No, that's gay
Slavery: Black people? Jews? Sure
Interracial Relationships: I think their kids look funny
Arranged Marriages: yeah, they're cool
Republicans: I'm sixteen
De-forestation: of my BUTT!
Gun control: if you can control one, you can have one... thats my law
Zoos: yes
Organic Farming: yes
Affirmative action: yes
Britney Spears: yeeeeeees
Chuck Taylor's: my feet are bruised from mine
Preps: I hate them
Genetically Modified crops: of course, clones are great
Curfews: I don't like bed time
Tommy Hilfiger: isn't he dead?
The Atkins Diet: Isn't he dead?
Victoria's Secret models: Isn't he dead?
Friends...
The funny one: jason
The weird one: jason
The dumbass: jason
The nerd: jason
The rocker: jason
The crazy one: me
The drama Queen: I
The athlete: myself
The writer: i can't write
The poet: thais falls under the same category as the previous question
The shy one: only when i get mud butt
The prep: Tommy Hilfiger
The prom queen: me me
The rebel: I'm not aloud
The druggie: not sense i was three
This or That
Jello or Pudding: pudding
AIM or MSN: how do you say that
hotmail or yahoo: history class
Carpet or hardwood: all wood is exceptionaly hard
Cats or Dogs: zebras
Fish or mice: what's the difference
Wine or beer: bears
Abercrombie or Hot Topic: they're both run by me
Cake or pie: pudding
Kisses or hugs: fuck you
Golf or Poker: golf
Shower or bath: neither, i like to hose myself off on the front lawn where everyone can see
Kinky or not: keep it to yourself
Independent Films or Big Company Films: my dog's emo
Spoons or Forks: sporks
Do you...
Drink diet pop: if its what i freakn want to drink then yeah
Eat a lot of junk food: yes sir
Watch soap opras: I can't answer this one, my dad's in the room
Watch CSI: I can't even spell csei, see
Wear make up: last night was fun
Take naps: no
Own a cell phone: yes
Have a job: yes
When was the last time you
Cursed: when you asked me "kisses or hugs?"
Had sex: i have a few stuffed animals
Went to the mall: the other time ao
Ate: earlier today
Went into a chat room: i talk in every room
Drank alcohol: i'm cleaner than an archeologist
Went bowling: when's the last time YOU went bowling ya jerk!
Had a sleep over: Like when, never a long time agone
Got arrested: last night, for looking too pretty
Watched a porn: when those girls came over with invitations to their church
Starred in a porn: when those girls came over with girl scout cookies
Went to the movies: why, do they have a place?
Told someone a secret: can you keep a secret?
Gave someone a gift: i gave my friend a knuckle sandwich
Had a gift given to you: he gave it back
Brushed your teeth: what teeth
Died your hair: does ass hair count?
Gave advice: i told this girl she should shut the luck up!
Word Association
Cat: tat
Fish: splish
Jacket: fracket
Yo-Yo: mi-mo
Bed: shcread
Frog: lincoln logs
Hair: mine?
Ice Cube: colder than heck
Rope: -a-dope
Pillow: marsh millow
Lion: zoo keeper with one arm
Cage: lion
Water: ripples of love
Watermellon: my sister's head
Pink: stink
Spider: AHHHHHHH!
AC/DC_Rush_Zeppelin_SRV_Pink Floyd_ZZ Top_Jimi Hendrix_Robin Trower_Joe Walsh (the Eagles had a lot of great stuff, but they wouldn't be the Eagles without the Walsh meista)_Van Halen_The Beatles_Lynyrd Skynyrd_CCR_BOC_BTO_G'N'R_Foghat_Black Sabbath_Ozzy(solo..im not retarTid)_Rolling Stones_Humble Pie_Doobie Brothers_Allman Brothers ...Just about anything from 60 to 83, I was never really into the hairbands of the 80's, eccept for... of course Guns'N'Roses.
Bill and Ted's (Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey)_ Forest Gump_ Scarface_ The Good The Bad And The Ugly_ Outlaw Josey Wales_ Pale Rider_ High Plains Drifter_ Dazed and Confused (I'm not a stoner, its just one of the greatest movies with one of the greatest soundtracks, and one of the greatest time eras for music! yeah....
Discovery Channel (Myth Busters, Dirty Jobs, Planet Earth, Project Borneo), National Geographic Channel, History Channel, VH1 CLASSIC, VH1 (I LOVE NEW YORK!... Chance is funny), Boomerang, and Comedy Central... That's it
Bonfire and things i cant pronounce