Yo Guy.
The name's Dave. I just turned 50, but still feel like a kid. I love my close friends such as: Joe, Meg, Joey-Joe, "The Big Guy", Fran, Mike, and Bob. My family means a lot to me. I have a 16 year old daughter, we're going to have to keep her locked up. I like to make jokes, specifically about soccer players & ask questions that make her mad - haha. She has her bff's; I make sure they become mine too. I have a wife, shes grand. My buddy & partner in crime, Joe and I like to make "wawa or cap runs" together. We joke around a lot. I've been playing the guitar since I was a teenager, I taught myself to keep me out of trouble, even though it didn't seem to work. In my days, I played baseball, football, and basketball; I passed on the basketball and baseball to my daughter, oh yes I AM where she gets her good looks & brains from. Joe & I like to go to sporting events, but not invite my daughter and her friend when we go to Phillies games, even though they are the REAL Phil lovers. In the evening is when I do my yard work, for example: weedwacking and mowing the lawn. I have a tendency to make fun of people, a lot, so if I make fun of you, don't take it personally, you're prolly funny looking anyways. I also chase crazy people with bats if they come near my house and disturb my family. Most of the weekend I sleep, that's my favorite hobby, sleeping. I sleep in 3 pairs of socks, sweat pants, tee-shirt, and hoodie, no matter how hott it is outside, I don't feel the heat. I usually take naps on the floor, or that's just where i happen to pass out while watching the PGA Tour or something. When my daughter was younger we used to have running races, she always beat me but I let her win, shhhhh. I use the speed at my in-laws playing baseball with the gang, the girls always seem to win though. Skinny dipping is one of my new hobbies, it makes you feel free. I'm a very smart guy, but didn't take advantage of it as a teen, I'd rather just have good times. When Jeopardy is on T.V. I always answer the questions as if I were on the show & most of the time, I am right. Before Eagles games, my buddy Joe and I stretch and prepare for GAME TIME. My family aka. wife, daughter, one of her friends, Meg, and Joe, make day trips to Philly to shop and get the BEST CHEESESTEAKS at Pat's. Pat's is wayyyy better than Geno's. I do not cook at all, that's the wife's job, if I cooked, my family would prolly be over 200lbs off fast food. The only cooking I do is on the grill. I love to go camping at Bluegrass with a load of people, that is where you can just let loose. I'm a pretty laid back guy, almost too laid back, alls i ask is for my kid to get good grades and stay out of trouble. There's not much more to me, if you have any other questions just become my friend and post me a comment, I'm too cool to give out my screen name or e-mail to you whackos.
P.S. - My favorite sayings are "Atta Girl" and "Yo Guy"
Later Guy.
