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Josh

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

About Me

I am a simple man. I don't like complicated shiznit, which is what makes people get all hyped up and stressed out. But, being a simple man doesn't mean that I act or am Simple-minded. Never that! Simple-minded people hopefully will one day be extinct. Lets elaborate on my statement about me being a simple man...I love my babies and they are my heart, I like down to Earth people, good friends, good times, and making money, and last, but not least, great loving. Do yall feel me on that?Free Myspace Graphics
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Would you eat a bug? Hell naw!
Would you bungee jump? Yes, mos def!
Would you hang glide? Yes, mos def!
Would you kill someone? Depends on the situation.
Would you kiss someone of the same sex? Yes, family! On the cheek though!
Would you parachute from a plane? Yes, mos def!
Would you walk on hot coals? Hell naw, I don..'t wanna mess up my model feet!
Would you be a vegitarian? Nope, meat holds heat!
Would you instant message a stranger? Probably not, that is borderline creepy.
Would you sing karaoke? Yes, mos def!
Would you run a red light? Would I? Hell, that is a daily thang!
Would you shoplift? No need to.
Would you dye your hair blue? Hell naw!
Would you be on survivor Yes, and I would win, and hopefully get one of the show..'s hotties to fall in love with a nigg@!
Would you wear make-up in public? For what? Halloween yes! That transvestite shit, ummmm, Hell Naw!
Would you not wear make-up in public? See above question!
Would you cheat on a test? If you don..'t know me by now, you will never ever ever ever know me!
Would you make someone cry? Adults only, and only if they needed to learn and remember what their role was!
Would you date someone more than 10 years older than you? Maybe, age is sometimes irrelavant!
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You ... you looking good in them jeansI bet you look even better with me in betweenI keep my mind on my money, money on my mindBut yous a hell of a distraction when you shake your behind...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:10:00 PST