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Beware of this species. It is the lowest on the evolution chain. Its' nose is keen when it comes to sensing easy prey. This pig knows how to get a free meal. It lives and sleeps in the worst of slop and it does so with its entire family. They tend to be territorial and greedy as swine so goes. Beware of this animal because though he is domesticated, he will still shit all over you and eat you out of house and home. This is the most dangerous of the swine species. He will turn your life into a pile of shit. Oh! and once you do have one of these pigs in your life, don't ever stop feeding it or it'll turn on you in a dime. And be careful these males will hump anything that moves so watch your step and sleep with one eye open. It's best to stay away from these pigs completely. They're lazy, unloyal, greedy and filthy....in more ways than one.

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Beware of this species. It is the lowest on the evolution chain.The female of this species is extremely ignorant. They are not normally dangerous except for their ludicrous temper tantrums. Just throw food in front of them and they usually get distracted.

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Known grazing areas for these animals are typically ghettos, projects and anything that looks dirty and grimy. Always look for the infestation of roaches in their habitat. This is a sure fire sign that the animal dwells nearby.

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The female is actually attracted to the grime and grease characteristic of the male species. As said earlier the female is extremely dumb so the male usually takes advantage of this characteristic to satisfy his greed. Both the male and female are greedy and grimy but the male is far more clever in obtaining what he wants.

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