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About Me
My name is Adam.
I am a butt-faced flamingo living on an Archipelago in the Arctic Circle, and I am hugging a penguin named Mrs. Johnson because she walks like she has a pole up her bum bum and I'm trying to strangle her, but my wings are too short, so I am violently hugging her, and I am in love with a snow monkey that is Olivia Victoria...and we have a cute little snow monkey named St. Barbra Streisand von Peterson that is currently a lovely shade of "convict poo poo brown."
My girlfriend is writing this...hehe.
Her little sister is being annoying right now.
That girl should've been born without a mouth...
Well, she doesn't know what else to write except that she loves me, and I love her, and we're getting married to Josiah, Shalom, Sage, Ryan, Jacob, Elizabeth, Erika, and Patrick.
Mitchell and Vivien are getting married and having 20 babies.
We're gonna have a dog named Burnt Toast, and Acacia and Danielle are going to be our concubines.
And Mr. Richardson is going to have a "quadratic equation" with a junior high algebra teacher.
Dirty, I know.
So.....Olivia is super cool...
...and amazing.....
The end.
Basic Info
Name: Adam
Age: 16
Height: 6' 6"
Location: "Hairy Man" Utah
Status: Taken (forever)
My Love
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