i kill humans, you all die
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: osama bin laden
Birthday: after my parents.., you know what (about nine months later, give or take a month or two)
Birthplace: if you look at my mom there i'll kill you
Current Location: right here stupid
Eye Color: green (white man can read better than me)
Hair Color: haven't you seen my picture , you need to get out more often
Height: what? do you think i carry a tape measure on me, i'm in the friggen dunes
Right Handed or Left Handed: i only use the bathroom for what it's meant for
Your Heritage: i'm osama bin freakin laden what do you think whitey
The Shoes You Wore Today: i wear sandals
Your Weakness: if the U.S. new that i'd be dead
Your Fears: the U.S. didn't you read my last answer
Your Perfect Pizza: a pizza delivered by natalie portman you can keep the pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: america is going to pay
Thoughts First Waking Up: am i dead or america is going to pay
Your Best Physical Feature: my beard
Your Bedtime: my jihad makes me go to bed at 9:00
Your Most Missed Memory: bill clinton
Pepsi or Coke: cocaine it keeps me going
MacDonalds or Burger King: the duneburger
Single or Group Dates: i have a harem
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i usually keep some lipton suntea in my back pocket
Chocolate or Vanilla: i like arabian girls myself, though every once in a while i like vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cocaine take that folgers
Do you Smoke: cocaine pay attention
Do you Swear: only on my mother
Do you Sing: that's a must for al quaida (we're kinda like the men in tights)
Do you Shower Daily: i live in a cave what do you think
Have you Been in Love: this one time i was taking a shower and i fell in love with myself
Do you want to go to College: we do not encourage thinking in my country
Do you want to get Married: i'd like to settle down some day in a cave with about fourteen or so wives and a husband
Do you belive in yourself: i'm the al quaida i mean look at my beard wouldn't you believe in yourself with a beard like this
Do you get Motion Sickness: why do you think i live in the desert
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah i guess i'm pretty hot my men think so at least
Are you a Health Freak: sort of i try to watch my weight
Do you get along with your Parents: i killed them
Do you like Thunderstorms: they scare me
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: how do you think i live with myself and say such random nonsense on tv
In the past month have you Smoked: only cocaine
In the past month have you been on Drugs: do you listen at all or just ask stupid questions
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i actually enjoy shopping quite a bit
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes and i feel fat you americans make some darn good cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i always eat my meat raw
In the past month have you been on Stage: i was on tv threatening people
In the past month have you been Dumped: hillary clinton won't return my calls
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: with my men yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only from the russians
Ever been Drunk: why yes, why did you want a quick date
Ever been called a Tease: george bush calls me that all the time
Ever been Beaten up: saddam and i had quite a time one night
Ever Shoplifted: i stole a apple and feel real bad
How do you want to Die: i don't, why do you think i live in a cave
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a real boy
What country would you most like to Visit: america
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i don't look people in the eyes
Favourite Hair Color: saddams soft black
Short or Long Hair: long of course
Height: tall enough to run in the meadow naked with me
Weight: i like em chunky
Best Clothing Style: rags and dresses that's how we roll in my land
Number of Drugs I have taken: more than i should've
Number of CDs I own: i splurge too often i need to get rid of some
Number of Piercings: one on my nipple
Number of Tattoos: one on my nipple
Number of things in my Past I Regret: you don't have the time for my heartbreak
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