the funniest shit EVER! |
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Posted by on Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:47:00 GMT |
break-up letter... |
Dear Newport Cigarettes,i decided today i would quit smoking you. you know, we've had our good times but i know in the end, you're gonna end up killing me...literally. as much as i need you right now ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:56:00 GMT |
whatever happens... |
if you're the air that i breathe,tell me why i'm suffocatin.if you're the promise that i keep,tell me why its breaking.don't let go of my hand,i need you to keep holdin on.you're the wings that let me...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:24:00 GMT |
what makes this clock tick. |
LiKES:- mountain dew- cheese nips- passionate kisses- pretty penises- r&b/pop music- Danity Kane- Britney Spears- dancing- showers- exploring nature- adventures- walking- photoshopping- writing- learn...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:33:00 GMT |
I'M BETTER. |
i'm ferrero rocher, you're just an M&M.i'm a Swiffer, you're just a broom.i'm Grey Goose, & you're just Majorska.i'm caviar, you're just tuna.i'm a Macbook, you're just Windows Vista.i'm an iPhone, yo...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:05:00 GMT |
good point... |
why can't you order food in the drive-thu on foot?like if you're there at 3am on foot ordering food, common sense would tell you the person is high or drunk & shouldn't be driving in the first pla...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:12:00 GMT |
KEYED. |
had every letter that you wrote me cut up,put the pieces back to make them say what i want.every memory i have of us is made up,cuz i think i deserve to have that perfect first love.that's why i left ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:34:00 GMT |
Rap Session: Listen Closely. |
Owen Christopher is what my name be,but my niggas closest to me call me Chris-py,i ain't crispy, even though i'm mixed, see...i'm a black & puerto rican nigga; mixed breed.blessed with great breath - ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jul 2009 23:23:00 GMT |
Rap Session: Caught You Slippin! |
here's the story of an ex-hopeless romantic,got his heart broken like a dick that's all slanted.stayed up all night & dreamt about the things that coulda,woulda shoulda happened but he fucked things u...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:16:00 GMT |
Rap Session: Dope Like This. |
watching The Ruins with my pepsi can & tacos,just got out the shower & threw on some fresh sockos.feelin oh so clean with that dollar store soap,cuz you know i'm from the hood,can't buy Dove cuz i'm b...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:31:00 GMT |
