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About Me


Hello, my name is any of the following: Kathryn, Katie, Rose, or Fatty (but you must be of a select few to use the latter). I have Warren Beatty on my myspace so that automatically puts me one up on you. Scroll down for loads of fun and assorted oddities.

It's a known fact that stealing plums (or other forms of fruits with colors named after them) is far worse than any form of prostitution.


anyway...
watch this. keep watching.
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bonjour dear reader.
Greatest Aspirations: :.
*suing you for royalties
*to have bill o'reilly rant about my politics (that shows that you've really made it in this world)
*to oversee the campaign of the democratic candidate for junior senator of any state begining in "N"
*to steal the book "Steal This Book"
*to guest star on Sesame Street
*crashing an executive's son's wedding
you can do anything you set your mind to:)
reading my blogs is a kind thing to do. commenting them even kinder, despite the cliche of the myspace poet. screw that. support you local aspiring writer.
(I know what you're thinking. what, myspace isn't a friendly neighborly community where no one would dream of exploiting someone else??) *** MyGen Profile Generator *** *** MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Kathryn's Favorite Things:*black rotary phones with coiled cords
*typewriters produced before 1975
*any type of mustang (horse, guitar, car, etc.)
*vinyl
*concert posters
*movie posters
*Ikea
*watching Telliecord w/ Jade and/or Tiff
*watching Barbarella w/ Tiffany and/or Jade
*Arthouse movie theaters
*Criterion Collection
*used book bookstores
*the 1970's
*Old school (but lowcut) black Converse's
*solitude
*workout machines (except treadmills)
*laptops (even though I don't have one)
*counterculture

These things shouldn't exist:


*CNN
*cats
*statewide standardized tests (WASL for those who know)
*"protected mp3's"
*koeppen (more coming)

I'd like to meet:

this guy.

Music:

Try not to be afraid.
SOME OF KATHRYN'S FAVORITE MUSIC~
shown in alphabalitical order for your viewing pleasure
afi used to be here, but i've deduced that they suck so yeah.
amy winehouse
arcade fire
arctic monkeys
beatles
beck
benny benassi
bernard herrman (some of the best scores EVER)
the black keys
black rebel motorcycle club
blondie
bob dylan
the bravery
bright eyes
cab calloway
the clash
coheed and cambria
coldplay
cream
ccr
david bowie
the dead milkmen
death cab for cutie
death from above 1979
the doors
duran duran
electric light orchestra
fatboy slim
feist
fiona apple
the flaming lips
franz ferdinand
the fratellis
gnarls barkley
goldfrapp
green day
gwen stefani
harvey danger
i am kloot
iggy pop
interpol
jens lekman
jim carroll
jimi hendrix
kanye west
kasabian
the killers
the kinks
louis XIV
madonna
maroon5
moby
modest mouse
muse
my chemical romance
new pornographers
nine black alps
nine inch nails
nirvana
no doubt
panic! at the disco
pearl jam
the pinker tones
the police
presidents of the united states of america
queen
queens of the stone age
raconteurs
ramones
the rapture
red hot chili peppers
robert johnson
scissor sisters
sex pistols
she wants revenge
smashing pumpkins
soundgarden
spoon
stars
the stooges
the strokes
sublime
talking heads
thom yorke
tv on the radio
the unicorns
velvet underground
violent femmes
von bondies
weezer
the whtie stripes
wolfmother
yeah yeah yeahs
the zombies

Movies:

Masculin Feminin
Brining Up Baby
Rear Window
Rosemary's Baby
Une Femme Est Une Femme
The Gods Must Be Crazy
Brick
Ghost World
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Man Who Fell To Earth
Knife In The Water
M*A*S*H
Kill Bill 1&1
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Casablanca
Blow Up
A Boy and his Dog
Klute
Network
Moulin Rouge
Sin City
Chinatown
The Conversation
Le Samourai
Sunset Boulevard
Paper Moon
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Two For the Road
Hair
They Shoot Horses, Don't They
2001
Nightmare Alley
The Long Goodbye
Gosford Park
McCabe & Mrs. Miller
The French Connection
Breathless
Jaws (i hate what it did to the biz, but it's still good)
Hannah and Her Sisters
Manhattan
The Science of Sleep
Don't Look Now
The Parallax View
Napoleon Dynamite
Good Night, and Good Luck
Capote
Transamerica
Taxi Driver
The Triplets of Belleville
Sprited Away
It Happened One Night
9 to 5
My Man Godfrey
The Thin Man
Closer
Spinal Tap
The Royal Tenenbaums
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Back to the Future
The Hospital
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Airplane!
Love and Death
Broadway Danny Rose
Sweet Smell of Success (just saw it, pretty creepy for its time)
The Best Years of Our Lives
The Muppet Movie
Babel (go see it-wow, Muppet Movie-Babel. I'm so eclectic)
Alphaville
Borat
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Mildred Pierce
The Blues Brothers
Cool Hand Luke
They Might Be Giants
American Pop
Stop Making Sense
The Departed
Stranger Than Fiction
The Thomas Crown Affair (the old 60's one)
The Doors
The Fearless Vampire Killers
Summertime
Barbarella
Children of Men
Mystic River
The Naked Gun
A Prarie Home Companion
The Little Foxes
Pan's Labyrinth
DreamGirls
Volver
The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming!
Barton Fink
Lillies of the Field
Magnolia
Little Miss Sunshine
Casino
Withnail and I
Easy Rider
Wings of Desire
Atlantic City
The Rules of the Game
Raging Bull
The Sting
Reservoir Dogs
Five Easy Pieces
Twelve Angry Men
Coming Home
The King of Marvin Gardens
Zelig
The Dirty Dozen
The Bicycle Thief
The Limey
The Wrong Man
Apocalypse Now
The Last Picture Show
Midnight Cowboy
Goodfellas
Midnight Cowboy
The Loved One
I Shot Andy Warhol
Bonnie and Clyde
8 1/2
Our Town
Glengarry Glen Ross
La Dolce Vita
La Strada
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Across the Universe
Yep. I know what you're thinking. Anyone with a list like that must not have a life. I'd argue with you but I'm about to go watch a movie.

DIRECTORS.

Hitchcock.
Ford.
Godard.
Hawks.
Huston.
Lumet.
Pollack.
Altman.
Gondry.
Polanski.
Allen.
Roeg.
Pakula.
Lean.
Coen.
Scorsese.
Wilder.
Wyler.
Tarantino.
Stone.
Soderbergh.
Fellini.
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Television:

most of my television has been viewed through the miracle of dvds.
here are the greatest shows ever:
The Sopranos
MASH
Monty Python
Sesame Street (i don't care what you say)
The Electric Company
SNL
The Simpsons
The Daily Show (I get it off itunes)
The Colbert Report (again, itunes)
Dinosaurs
American Dad
Finally, someone got The Simpsons and The Sopranos and put them alone in a hotel room.

Books:

FAVES. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Catch-22
To Kill A Mockingbird
A Christmas Carol
Ghost World (graphic novel)
Sin City (graphic novels)
Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
They Shoot Horses, Don't They?(not QUITE as good as the movie but still damn good)
Shopgirl
America the Book
The Picture of Dorian Gray
An Unfinished Woman
The Day of the Locust
The Bonfire of the Vanities
The Stranger
The Loved One
bestpoemsever:
Howl
The Raven

Heroes:

WWJD?



Jane Fonda...

Jon Stewart...

Jack White...

My Blog

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not the one bringin ShaggyBack.

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Posted by prosaic mosaic on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:31:00 PST

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Posted by prosaic mosaic on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:43:00 PST

behold, the agnostic fourteen year old.

http://quizfarm.com/images/1110084125questionmark.jpg">> You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possib...
Posted by prosaic mosaic on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:35:00 PST

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Posted by prosaic mosaic on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:11:00 PST

one of the stranger dreams I've ever had

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life, liberty, and the pursuit of... oh crap what was that again?

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Posted by prosaic mosaic on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST

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Posted by prosaic mosaic on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:36:00 PST

kathryn, the fourteen year old existentialist (be jealous!)

http://images.quizfarm.com/1113109095existentialism.JPG">> You scored as Existentialist. Existentialism emphasizes human capability. There is no greater power interfering with life and thus it is up t...
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