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A Tribute to Jenn

MUSTARD! Deliver me from LL Bean HO! HO! HO! Shnivles "Sniff" Who's got the wet tushy? Snow from Hot Chocolate Watch the movie Carrie to the VERY end! Boo Boo Head Can I aggravate you? Red Wine (Song)...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 06:41:00 GMT

It's my duty!

MUSTARD
Posted by on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 07:51:00 GMT

Smoking Area

Last Smoke?  Give me a pill...slap on a patch....and I'll chew me some gum.  Simon says "Boca mio culo!"
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 07:38:00 GMT

Hope it's worth it

I'm gonna build me a genuine wishing well.  Then I'm gonna plant hundreds and hundreds of cacti all around that well.  Get the point?
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 06:00:00 GMT

Not Today

Don't worry about getting a varicose vein in the region of the anal sphincter from sitting on cold cement.  It's just a myth.
Posted by on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 05:53:00 GMT

My butt

Make sure my butt is out before I flick it away.  Don't want to start a fire in this concrete forest.
Posted by on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 13:56:00 GMT

Today

The birds eat my crackers.  Saltine Crackers.  I'll have the soup alone.
Posted by on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 07:33:00 GMT

What if the Bogie Man is real?

Do you know someone who is steadfast on the idea that they must see it to believe it? You know the type, the one that can't or won't believe in something unless they see it, hear it, smell it, touch ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Mar 2005 05:49:00 GMT