Lisa

I'd like to meet:

Your mom. I hear she's hot.

A few tips for would-be web-suitors: Yes, I do have a great smile. No, you can't see my webcam. No, I don't want to have some fun. Yes, I am some kind of bitch. No, you're not getting anywhere near my feet. (I wish I were making that last one up.)

I'm in love with a man who makes me tea in the morning, knows all the words to "The Jets Song" from West Side Story and can crack up to seventy short jokes per minute without even trying. Nobody else stands a chance.

Also, some of you really need to learn to use the shift key.