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The Captain

The Mooninites hate our freedom.

About Me

Mysterious man weilding a wooden stick. You cannot drink a gallon of milk.

My Interests

Nerf warfare, robots, and tea.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody. My quota of met people has been... met

Movies:

See reverse side.

Television:

[AS] Lost The Office Scrubs and my fallen heroes (Freaks and Geeks, Arrested Development, Firefly, Undeclared)

Books:

Bible, Dark Tower, The Stand, Harry Potter

Heroes:

My Dad, Batman, and Doug TenNapel (of Earthworm Jim fame, GREAT artist and writer.) In that order. Wanna be my hero? Get your parents permission to go online, or call this toll free number and say "I WANNA BE MATT'S NEW HERO!" Many will enter, but Christine already won, so thousands of entry forms will go to waste.