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Warts Music Orchestral Ensemble

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Warts are generally small, rough, cauliflower-like tumors, most most mostly on hands and feet. Warts are common, and are caused by a viral infection. They typically disappear after a few months but can last for years, and often recur. Certain types of warts can be contagious. So pure and awesome a design.
What Are They? Small bumps of hardened skin, annoying and excellent. They can show up anywhere on the body, but you'll usually find them on your hands, feet, face and penis. Kids get them more often than adults do - but some kids never get any warts at all. Warts don't usually hurt but they can look pretty amazing. Ever wonder what they might sound like? This wart virus shows up in moist places on your skin - like small cuts or scratches around your hands or feet. Or on the corners of your mouth, or oh please on your nose and eyelids. You can pick up the virus very easily by touching a towel or face cloth that someone with a wart has used. Or just even breathing. And sometimes people also get them by sleeping with dirty prostitutes and having multiple nasty partners. They can also spread if you keep scratching them. Or you can snip them off and save them for another day or even put them in your pocket and collect them for all your friends!
They are in the mail for you- they're on the way...

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Member Since: 22/09/2006
Band Website: www.slingslangrecords.com
Band Members: Now Available through Sling Slang Records on line store, The new WARTS EP- "The Adventures Of Uncle Typewriter". Only $6.36 Shipping Included- Click CD cover to order.

The Adventures Of Uncle Typewriter

WARRTTSS

Commander Tom Blizters - Guitarz and Vocals

Johnny Cakes - Vocalz

Green Lantern - Bass

Sir Burton - Drumz

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Influences: Dead Kennedys, Ramones, Black Flag, Mike Patton, Dickies, Pork Dukes, The Germs, Ween, The Stooges, Captain Sensible, Joey Strummer, Richard Hell and The Voidoids, Tom Morello, Johnny Thunders, Napalm Death, VoiVod, Rage Against The Machine, Test Icicles, Kreator, Tool, All types and varieties of Porn, Films of David Lynch, John Brunner, George Orwell, Slayer, The Dammed, Public Enemy, Circle Jerks, Alice In Chains, D.I., Sex Pistols, Frank Black, Captain Beefheart, Melt-Bananna, Steve Jones, Fishbone, Danger Doom, Mr. Bungle, John Trudell, Kent Nerburn, Tom Waits, Soundgarden, Bill Burroughs, Nirvana, System Of A Down, Butthole Surfers, Pavement, Miles Davis, Slipknot,The Dillinger Escape Plan, Fantomas, The Man in Black, Faith No More, John Zorn, and many many more...........
Sounds Like: WARTS
Record Label: Sling Slang Records
Type of Label: Indie

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