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Jonny 25

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator Did you really think you would find something interesting here? I work for the goverment, though i'd rather not talk about it. Did i mention i like maths, and ... ...wait for it ... ... white bread!! Fun stuff eh? So about me, hmm im what is known as a "geek", but you may know me as a "nerd" either way im proud of what i am, so neer. you should be my friend because in a sad little way i think that maybe jut maybe if im popular in mySpace i might just learn the social skills needed in real life. oh one more thing i don't know what
So not all of that is true now, nick has taught me the meening of love. im still a geek but not so proud, its starting to worry me, (i turned down an offer of sex from my FB yesterday cos i wanted to go home and eat a curry with my mum!) and i learned to laff at my bosses jokes (social skills agogo), oh and if you look up in an interview it means your thinking, down means your lying, or is that the other way round, guess i better stick to staring at the cleavage
Love you all, especialy those who take time to read this tripe
Jonny

My Interests

I dont realy like people, some people think this is me being rude, they are right. So id have to list my interests as, being rude, innapropriate, and im sure ill think of some more soon.

MMMM Curry

I'd like to meet:

I dunno, supprise me. People who have "your Mum Here" tatood on their genitals.

Music:

Holly Golightly, Buena Vista Social Club, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Big Brother and the Holding company, Janis Joplin, Dusty Springfield, Elvis, David Bowie, The Beach Boys, The Allman Brothers, and lots lots lots more.

Movies:

Also yes

Television:

A very wise woman once told me, "television rotts creativity", though it was to turn out, she was dead. dumb luck eh?

Books:

I've read a few, but then again too few to mention.

Heroes:

Michael Jackson, Pete townsend, and Holly Herbert (the latter i was forced to put on at cleavage point)

My Blog

I took the day off and discovered EBAY DOOOOM

I think there is something wrong with me, i don't play harmonica, i never have, so why did i bid £30 on a box of 12 of them! There is a wierd endorphin rush from the risk of throwing your money away. ...
Posted by Jonny 25 on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:48:00 PST

MYSPACETASTIC

Check out my new myspace photo, aint it quaint, gaudi designed it, and hes dead!!       If only i wasnt dull there would be something interesting writen here       &...
Posted by Jonny 25 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Culled the bitches,

Now all that is left is my favourites.   Mwa Mwa mwa   I failed to collect 200 Hollys and i dont care.
Posted by Jonny 25 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How my best friend electrecuted my dad, a tale of holistic woes

So Here is a little conundrum as to where the blame lies, here is the chain of events that led to my dad getting electricuted, and see if you can see where to put the blame. So the seal broke arou...
Posted by Jonny 25 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

umm... Nick taught me what <3 means

what a nice guy
Posted by Jonny 25 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Maybe that should read he taught me the meaning of <3

Gee wizz he is very nice
Posted by Jonny 25 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Is your name holly ... ...thinking of being my friend read this.

By agreeing to be my friend, you will become part of a large community of hollys being collected for the purpose of my master plan... Details Step 1) Collect Holly Step 2) Can't remember any mor...
Posted by Jonny 25 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holly is teaching me to spell

i have to write it out 10 times MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE, tommorow its counting oh ha ha im so funny ha ha ha ha funny man funny funny fu.
Posted by Jonny 25 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I smelled so much this morning

someone sat behind me on the bus, and then got uop and moved, but none of this really matters because im soooooooo popular on myspace. thank got we not got smeelynet at home
Posted by Jonny 25 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Just watched a Disney Film

Can you spot the clues, and guess what it was, first to post the correct anwser on my comments, gets something special. (holly you no allowed to answer you nauty)
Posted by Jonny 25 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST