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Wile E Kenobi, The Lazy Jedi

Great three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth!

About Me

1st Stanza, Sixth Canto of The Lay of the Last Minstrel by Sir Walter ScottBreathes there the man, with soul so dead, Who never to himself hath said, This is my own, my native land! Whose heart hath ne'er within him burn'd, As home his footsteps he hath turn'd, From wandering on a foreign strand! If such there breathe, go, mark him well; For him no Minstrel raptures swell; High though his titles, proud his name, Boundless his wealth as wish can claim; Despite those titles, power, and pelf, The wretch, concentred all in self, Living, shall forfeit fair renown, And, doubly dying, shall go down To the vile dust, from whence he sprung, Unwept, unhonor'd, and unsung.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet myself at about 10 years of age...I would also like to meet George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Sarah Silverman,Elsa Lanchester, William S Burroughs, and Lenny Bruce.

My Blog

End of the World? (A Vision?)

As some of you know I have a history of very elaborate and nutty dreams. One I had last night though was more odd than usual.  I am just going to offer a brief summary as it will take some time f...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:08:00 GMT

This election is teaching us one thing...

For whatever reason women and rednecks do not think with their heads enough or maybe at all. No offense but the women I've met that say they will vote for McCain just because Palin is a woman is absur...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:11:00 GMT

Fact Check

Below is an article from AP writer Jim Kuhnhenn.  Not that it should matter but it's just further proof that the GOP needs a spanking.  We as the American people sometimes spit in the face o...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:34:00 GMT

Hillary Clinton Fangirls

Hillary Clinton Supporters are like White Sox fans: More balls than brains.  If I hear another Hillary Fangirl talk about the election being stolen from Hillary and I'll puke on her. I swear.&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:48:00 GMT

Racists/Rubes

   So Hillary is staking her arguement on the fact that she can carry the racist and rube vote?  Well fine. Whatever if that is what allows the democrats to ignore her vicious beating i...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:15:00 GMT

Random Angry Letter to the National Democratic Party

     How is it that Mr. Dean is allowing Hillary Clinton’s incessant whining to manipulate him into changing his stance on FL votes? They did not follow the rules. They shoul...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:28:00 GMT