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Jeff Cottrill

About Me

"Jeff Cottrill not only knows how to draw his readers in, he knows how to shock them... Jeff is not only a clever writer, but an intuitive one."
–- Lipstik Indie Reviews
"What I found so compelling about [Jeff's work is] that each story or anecdote can hit you differently, depending on your own mood and experiences."
-– BlogTO.com
"ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SPOKEN-WORD ARTISTS IN CANADA"
-- TorontoPoets.com
I'm a satirist, fiction writer, and spoken-word performer based in Toronto. My stage act often uses elements of performance poetry, comedy, theatre and storytelling.
I've featured in dozens of local literary series and toured twice with the Perpetual Motion Roadshow, which brought me to such cities as New York, Chicago, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, Montreal and Vancouver. I have also headlined for shows throughout southern Ontario and the midwest U.S., and I've toured England twice.
I've also written arts reviews, interviews and articles as well as (gasp!) relationship self-help. I am the current Managing Editor of DivorceMagazine.com and have appeared in The Detroit News, Canoe.ca, NOW, Vu, Exclaim!, The Village Post, OWL, The Richmond Hill Post, Glued, Jagged, Wordsmith, The Independent Weekly and The Varsity.
I have authored three chapbooks of fiction and satirical monologues, Cruelty and Kindness (2002), Karaoke Dogs (2003) and Guilt Pasta (2007), published through Burning Effigy Press. In June 2005, I released my first CD, Cracktastic!, through Moody Loner Records.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 22/09/2006
Band Website: http://jeffcottrill.coffeehouse.ca
Influences: Mark Twain, Woody Allen, Kurt Vonnegut, The Onion, The Kids in the Hall
Sounds Like: Woody Allen meets Kurt Vonnegut meets Monty Python??
Record Label: Moody Loner Records / Burning Effigy Press
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Caveman Jesus.

Hello. Been a while, hasn't it? (Or did you even notice I was gone...) Just in case you're wondering why I haven't MySpace-blogged in a while... I've been spending a lot less time on MySpace these day...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:39:00 GMT

How Dare I Be So Beautiful?

I'm playing Genesis' The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway as I write this. It's an album I listened to endlessly when I was a teenager, and it still holds up brilliantly.I loved and still love the band's wo...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 17:24:00 GMT

And the strict lord Death bids them to dance.

Thought you got rid of me, uh? Nice try.So I'm in my fourth week at my old/new day job, and it seems to be going very well.The management at my last job decided out of the blue to cut off my web acces...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:53:00 GMT

Play quietly, children. The adults are talking.

I've had Internet access at home for the last few weeks, which ironically means that I haven't been online as much. That's why it's been a while since I've updated this blog and why I'm not likely to ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:14:00 GMT

We need PASSION.

T. Paul Ste. Marie passed away this weekend.I only met him in person twice and spoke a few words with him in e-mail and on the phone.I did, however, occasionally perform a cover of his classic "Invoca...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:12:00 GMT

This is a LOCAL blog entry for LOCAL people.

Recipe for Guilt Pasta:Mix together equal portions of Spiderman, Roger Ebert and Ernest Hemingway. Stir in a pinch of the Ugly Duckling and a dash of the girl who broke your heart. Now add a sadistic ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:38:00 GMT

Do You Believe In Funk After Death?

The brief trip down south had ups and downs.The most obvious down was that I got sick as a junkyard dog in Cincinnati last Monday, and it lasted all the way to Thursday (the day after I got home). I d...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:34:00 GMT

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work like everybody's watching you.

COMING SOON:Guilt Pasta, my third chapbook of short fiction and comical monologues, is currently in production and will be available starting in May 2007.(Cover design by Brett Bakker below)You'll be ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:10:00 GMT

Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt.

Yesterday I was searching online for an article I wrote about Kurt Vonnegut in The Varsity about ten years ago. I wrote it in sort of the same format as John Irving's essay "The King of the Novel", wh...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:34:00 GMT

You're fat.

So... England is amazing.But I think you already knew that.This was the longest amount of time I've spent in the land of Toilets and Way Outs, and by far the most performing I've done over there. I di...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:09:00 GMT