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Paul

About Me

"Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology." Friedrich Nietzche "You're a happy imbecile and you don't know what it means to feel the way I do." Joseph Heller (Yossarian) "We have to fight back. But we can't fight like they do. The Right's entertainment value comes from their willingness to lie and distort. Ours will have to come from being funny and attractive." Al FrankenThe Following is my Favorite Sketch from The Late Show

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." Samuel Johnson "What is America but millionaires, beauty queens, stupid records and Hollywood?" Adolph Hitler "Some things are so serious, they can only be joked about." Niels Bohr "If you can't say 'fuck,' you can't say 'fuck the government." Lenny Bruce "The American educational process prepares those with second-rate intellects to thrive in a bureaucratic environment." David Mamet

My Blog

Does Anyone Read This Blog Anymore?

Hi there.I used to enjoy the creative outlet that myspace afforded me (as well as an amazing fan base), but after the great exodus to facebook I don't think anyone reads this anymore.Please prove me w...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 23:33:00 GMT

Hallelujah

Hey,It's been a while, hope you're well. I need assistance. Go to the song on my page called "Hallelujah" by John Cale, and give it a listen. I want to put a video on youtube where I try to find vi...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:14:00 GMT

Six Songs That Cut Me Deep...

After putting together my list of "Ten Songs That Fuck Up Some Shit," I realized that ten songs is a lot of songs of which to think (Winston Churchill would've been proud of that grammatical choice). ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:35:00 GMT

My Election Prediction...

If Barack Obama wins the election, Bristol and Levi WON'T get married.I'll bet one dollar. Any takers???
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 22:05:00 GMT

Yearning:

Every molecule,Bubbling, boiling, blaring, butI sit silently.
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:00:00 GMT

Ten Songs That Fuck Up Some Shit

I was lying around, listening to Sam Cooke and reading David Foster Wallace (I'm such a name-dropping starfucker), when I thought to myself, "Paul. Everyone wants a list of ten songs that fuck up som...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:44:00 GMT

Last Nights Debate

Here's a dramatic interpretation of last night's debate. Enjoy!
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:17:00 GMT

F@$% Christopher Columbus.

History Not Taught is History Forgot:Columbus' Legacy of GenocideExcerpted from the book Indians are Us(Common Courage Press, 1994)by Ward ChurchillColumbus and the Beginning of Genocide in the "New W...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:09:00 GMT

Crepuscular Rays

The title of this blog refers to the rays of sunlight that pass through clouds and cause the phenomenon that my mom says are "Heaven." Scientists call them crepuscular rays.I was having a bad day tod...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 00:01:00 GMT

Thoughts After the VP Debate

O, Brothers and Sisters! It is I, Paul, your humble narrator. I am here to give you my thoughts on the "Thrilla in Missoura." Like Y2K, the only great implosions of the night were viewers' expectat...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:08:00 GMT