8 words with double meanings |
Eight Words with two Meanings1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female..... Any part under a car's hood.Male....... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female.... Ful...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 00:26:00 GMT |
math 1950-2006 |
Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it toher. She stood there, holding the...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 15:18:00 GMT |
magic trick |
A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet and instructs the guy to hithim as hard as possible on the head. The magician then proceeds to put his head down on a wooden block. The man shrug...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 15:17:00 GMT |
Negligee |
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Natural...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 15:23:00 GMT |
Negligee |
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Natural...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 15:23:00 GMT |
Negligee |
NEGLIGEEA husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price....
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 15:23:00 GMT |
The blonde Guy |
The Blonde GuyAn Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffoldingon the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 17:01:00 GMT |
nothing went right |
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when
this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it
down in one swig.
The poor lit...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:58:00 GMT |
it explains itself |
Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:43:00 GMT |
drinks show your personality |
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York Citybartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what shedrinks. Though intervie...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 22:43:00 GMT |
