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Grilled Cheese Hold the Jesus

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About Me

I am Dave. Sometimes called JOAT-MON because I am above average in just about everything I do (I actually thought I made-up "JOAT-MON," but a quick search on MySpace told me otherwise. I guess if I DID make it up, I wouldn't be a true JOAT-MON). Right now, I am promoting my conceptual, mixed-media, pop-art sculpture, "GRILLED CHEESE HOLD THE JESUS." It is a limited series of 100, being sold exclusively on eBay (search "GRILLED CHEESE JESUS" or search "POOCHIEPAWS" under sellers and see what else POOCHIEPAWS has for sale). Though there are 100 pieces in the limited series, each piece is unique, individually created, using different materials and/or techniques. "GRILLED CHEESE HOLD THE JESUS" is a commentary on our get-rich-quick society, specifically on those who are lucky enough to be graced by the appearance of The Divine Image of Christ on an everyday object . . . only to feel the need to sell said object on eBay to the highest bidder. Or, is it a note of caution? For, in these times of turbulence and strife, you never know where or when The Image of Jesus will appear. So, if you’re hungry and just want a grilled cheese sandwich, not a Divine Miracle, you better be clear when you order a grilled cheese sandwich and make sure you tell the waitress or server, "HOLD THE JESUS.”To be clear, THE DIVINE IMAGE OF JESUS CHRIST HAS YET TO APPEAR ON ANY OF MY WORKS. If He did appear, it would NOT be for sale.

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Here's some Grilled Cheese images. BOGART from the AFRICAN QUEENDARTH VADERCHE GUEVARAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4

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Me in 10 years. ME and MY SMOOPIE wearing her CAHILLZ at the KEY CLUB.

My Blog

Grilled Cheese Hold the Jesus SELLING BY THE LOAF!

100 of 100 -- "Che Guevara."  Held in Artist's Collection. 99 of 100 -- "An Aesthetically Perfect Grilled Cheese."  SOLD 11/1/06. 98 of 100 -- SOLD 12/2/06. 97 of 100 -- "Humphrey Bogar...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 10:35:00 GMT

GRILLED CHEESE HOLD THE JESUS, Limited Edition, Conceptual, Mixed Media, Pop Art Sculpture

100 of 100 -- "An Aesthetically Perfect Grilled Cheese."  Held in Artist's Collection. 99 of 100 -- "An Aesthetically Perfect Grilled Cheese."  SOLD 11/1/06. 98 of 100 -- SOLD 12/2/06. ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:23:00 GMT

He said that her breasts were as sweet as sugar...

...but she arrested him anyway. I know it's not very topical, but poetry comes when it comes.
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:43:00 GMT

WEST NILE VIRUS IS HERE! PANIC! Ah, Never Mind.

I live is Southern Cal and jog around a local country club that was posted with West Nile Virus warnings about 2 summers ago.  Having lived through the news media scare a few years ago&...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:29:00 GMT

Any 777 Brides Out There?

Ever notice how they talk about "JUNE BRIDES," SPRING BRIDES," "SUMMER BRIDES" but nobody says anything about the Groom? Ladies, first of all, if you are pinning your hopes on a long, happy married on...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:14:00 GMT

GOTTA LOVE NATHAN'S ON THE 4th!

JOEY CHESTNUT BRINGS THE TITLE BACK HOME For those of you who have not discovered the GREATEST 12 MINUTES IN SPORT (uh, competition), today, at Coney Island, Joey Chestnut ended the reign of Kobayashi...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:22:00 GMT

Dumb News Story of the Day -- Heeleys = Broken Bones

This just in!  If you let your kids roll around in shoes with one wheel inside the heel THEY MIGHT JUST FALL DOWN AN GET HURT!  WHO KNEW?!  Now, I don't know much about Heeleys (I'm not...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:25:00 GMT

Flourescent light bulbs have MERCURY IN THEM

Did you know that those flourescent light bulbs that people in Californian want to mandate contain trace amounts of mercury?  They have to be disposed of in a household hazardous waste facility.&...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:38:00 GMT

A POEM

  The workings of the "real" world passed me by long ago. Though down in my pit, I am still within a stone's throw of you and your kind and your "righteous" ways. So don't blink, don't breathe fo...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:28:00 GMT

Grilled Cheese Hold the Jesus

My mixed media POP ART sculpture "Grilled Cheese Hold the Jesus" is a commentary on those who would profit on the divine miracle of Christ appearing on an everyday item or on those who would actually ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 13:15:00 GMT