Kurrachi Loves... Shoei for Life

About Me

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I'm waaaayyy to lazy to update this.

I wrote the BOOK on sarcasm, and I'm writting more in it everyday.

It's kinda hard to see when the world tunnel visions me ???????

My Interests

What's in:
a. Crying cause I can't go to any of the June concerts in Japan
b. Controlling your money
c. Back to the LIGHTS MENTHOLS
d. Settling down with the wifey
e. Fast, wheeled vehicles
f. Music
g. Yo mama

What's out:
a. Crazy bitches
b. Adventures every weekend (Missing the last train = Where will I sleep? Another izakaya? Okay!)
c. De La Cruz (always)
d. Z. Cavariccis
e. MC Hammer
f. Natto (that shit is gross)
g. Crazy, indecisive bitches

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can teach me to turn the bike around on an incline while you're walking it.

Music:

Current phat beats:

ET King = Itoshii Hito He
Monkey Majik + M-Flo = Picture Perfect
Shonen Nokaze = Jyurenka
Exile = Lovers Again

It's a good time to have ears.

Movies:

The world is my movie in the theater of my mind ... Pass the popcorn, I'm enjoyin it.

Currently playing: New life, starting 8/14/2006.

Books:

Sorry, I write my own book of trials and tribulations, rights and wrongs, beliefs and disbeliefs, and everyday's a new chapter.And I just got a co-author.

Heroes:

The guy at Glen's Motorcycle store who sold me the last clutch lever that he had in stock after I busted mine cause I thought "Me? Bike? Incline? Walk? Gravel? TURN-A-ROUNDABLE!" It was on a Monday, when all the other BIKE STORES ON THIS DAMN ISLAND WERE CLOSED. Never bust your bike on Sunday or Monday, that's for sure.

My Blog

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Posted by Kurrachi Loves... Shoei for Life on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:03:00 PST

2 days to freedom

Soooooooo after coming back from a much needed 2-day vacation... wait. I never, EVER in my life thought that I'd hear myself say that. A 2-day vacation? WTF? Don't you usually ...
Posted by Kurrachi Loves... Shoei for Life on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:08:00 PST

Golden oldies, balls, and uncool Tokyo

Pachinko. So I'm watching TV and Otsuka Ai's playing pachinko. It takes me back to the days where I would play that ish... If you thought that Muckleshoot was addicting, boy oh BOY have I got a ...
Posted by Kurrachi Loves... Shoei for Life on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:35:00 PST

Me vs. The Company, the

What ever happened to ASKING people before telling them to do things? Apparently, that doesn't exist in Japan. Soooo this morning I get to work and as usual, I'm chilling until BRRRING BRRRIIINN...
Posted by Kurrachi Loves... Shoei for Life on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:56:00 PST

151 BITCHES

"Category?" The FUCK is that shit. "Category..." I'll category your ass, bitch. How dare this fucking online journal ask me for a "category." I have no category, bitch. ("bitch" coun...
Posted by Kurrachi Loves... Shoei for Life on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

150 is the bomb diggity

Gather round, you silly bitches. Gather round. First of all, I'm still alive and lurking around. I've been waiting for the perfect moment to post, and this is it... To all you fuckers who ...
Posted by Kurrachi Loves... Shoei for Life on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 04:26:00 PST

And all ya'll thought I was dead

Wassup sukkkaaaaassss! As you can tell, for this time - and this one time only - I'm fucking back with my badass blogging skills and mindblowing verbalizin word butcherin new motherfucking language ma...
Posted by Kurrachi Loves... Shoei for Life on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:44:00 PST

Going going back back to not cali cali

In fact, I'm at the damn airport. I got some surprises for ya'll, plus I have no number to give out because, as before, I'll be sporting my dashing Nokia old-school pre-paid celly which number I...
Posted by Kurrachi Loves... Shoei for Life on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 01:41:00 PST

No fucking sense at all

Hello to all the little kiddies up in internetland. First of the firsts, this is my first time updating this ish in my new apartment that I've lived in for the past 6 months. And it's strange ge...
Posted by Kurrachi Loves... Shoei for Life on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 09:14:00 PST

LIARS

First of all, people, stop lying. So it occured to me, that a lot of people write a lot of their supposed "actions" when they type something on the internet. For example, *laughs* Yeah, I...
Posted by Kurrachi Loves... Shoei for Life on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 05:51:00 PST