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Deee_stracted

i remind myself of somebody else....

About Me

hello. so wot d'ya want to know? i'm short, ginger, sarcastic, loud, flirty and can't be trusted with food at a party! size 10-12 with a 14-16 arse. married, 4 kids, 1 dog, 3 ferrets, 5 rabbits (kept well apart) 3 guinea pigs, 1 chinchilla n a rat snake kids are all at full time school now and it's about time i decided what i want to be when i grow up! i love tattoo's and piercings and have a few of both. recently got more work done, john knappett in soham, lovely man n tat is by far the best i've got.i love it. my older ones r not the best. i drive and have my bike licence, my hubby has been building me a purple GS550 chop for a couple of years now but money and his own bike projects keep hindering him. shouldn't complain... i'm working 3 days a week in a WWT cafe at the moment and i'v been a barmaid for a fair few years, i'm doing 3 nites a week in the local at the moment, i love the banter. how else can you get paid to take the pee? n believe me it's so easy, so much to laugh at, with most of the neanderthals! Am feeling a bit stale of late and need more zest. spent a few years concentrating on babies and the home. bout time i dropped out of a plane or something!a href="http://www.freecodesource.com" target="_blank"
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My Interests

as i said, most of my time taken up with kids, animals, restoring our wreck of a house. i love painting, rooms not pictures. i've just started writing a book. i love quiet beaches, being out in a storm, treking up the side of waterfalls, country walks, motorbikes, (i ride slow but love being the pillion of speedfreaks) dancing, partying and fancy dress. so many things on my "to do" list. i've tried so many things once, jet skiing, parachute jump, gliding, flying a plane, ab sailing, rock climbing, snorkalling, water skiing, time for more.

I'd like to meet:

people with wonky smiles, big noses, fat thighs, silly hair, odd ears or anyone really, who doesn't take themselves too seriously. also anyone from way back when, suds n sycles... the fountain wgc rock nite group... people from b4 the tap (in Ware) was trendy.. where are you?
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Minty Stocking Stuffer What's Your Elf Name?

Music:

anything i can wail along to. pulp, prince, lifehouse, meatloaf, alannis, 80's pop, 70's disco, the zutons, foo fighters, RHCP's, snow patrol,the kooks, ok go, BOWLING FOR SOUP(the best band ever!!)the used, my chemical romance, morning runner, fall out boy, amy studt, christy moore, the levellers, the presidentsOTUSA, zero7, skunk anansie, 3 doors down, the goo goo dolls. most stuff so long as it's not hip hoppy trance house boom boom boom crap.

Movies:

all sorts so long as it's not horror i'm a real girls blouse. still get ridiculed coz i jumped out of my skin when the dog jumped out barking and snarling on toy story! getting better tho, like things like panic room n saw. love comedys. 4 weddings, bridget jones, the wedding singer, rocky horror, dirty dancing....

Television:

blood on the wire, silent witness, cracker.. all those types. eastenders even tho i know it's crap. red dwarf, 2 pints of lager & a packet of crisps, er, angels,lost, shamless,scrubs,skins, green wing, am a sucker for a diy prog too.

Books:

all sorts, just read call me elizabeth, n now reading flying with condors - judy leden

Heroes:

real people who go thru traumas or serious illnesses, real problems that most of us will never even touch on.that said, i'd be happy to drop to my knees n worship graham greene( the horny american indian actor) if he ever came knocking at my door..

My Blog

it's all for charity, mate

whilst searching the net for fun things to do,  i came across oxfams trailwalker.  teams of 4, walking 100km in 30hrs along the south downs. july 07. raising money for oxfam. something ...
Posted by Dee on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:30:00 PST

if u had any idea how i struggle to master this....

Name: Dee Birthdate: 08.10.70 Birthplace: hertford Current Location: computor desk!!! Eye Color: hazel ish Hair Color: ginger Height: not much Weight: bout 9stone all on the legs n arse P...
Posted by Dee on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:17:00 PST