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Nobody. I don't really care for people all that much. Now leave me alone.
Have they released the one where Hillary Duff and her sister get gang-raped? File that one under "COMEDY".
I watch it.
Let's list authors I like instead. George Orwell, Garrison Keillor, Charles Bukowski, Tolkien (naturally), Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman, Dr. Thompson, Lenny Bruce, Kurt Vonnegut, Walt Whitman, Henry Rollins, Chuck Palahniuck, Jon Stuart (his shit's funny), Edgar Allen Poe, John Steinbeck, Richard Adams, Orson Scott Card, Bill Watterson (it counts), and Zechariah Sitchin (his ideas are really interesting, even though he's kind of a quack). AUTHORS I HATE: Ayn Rand, Dean Koontz, the lady who's infected the planet with that Harry Potter shit, Dante (for actually frightening me with his bullshit propaganda), Ray Bradbury, and ShakespearE. ESPECIALLY ShakespearE.
The Marx Brothers (even Zeppo), Bill Hicks, Bill Watterson for sticking to his guns, Lenny Bruce, Kirby Puckett, Satchel Paige who stuck it to the white man, George Carlin, Mark Grace (for the fat chick thing), Layne Staley, Seth McFarlane for his fearlessness when it comes to trashing famous people, Walt Disney for being a renowned Jew hater and still a beloved family icon (figure that), Jimmy Stewart, Sam Keith (for having a vision), Homer Simpson (I think it counts) Mel Blanc, Cliff Burton (really the only member of that band who's still alive), Hank Chinaski, and Mike Patton.