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Big Boy Pants

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I have potty mouth. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Nobody. I don't really care for people all that much. Now leave me alone.

Movies:

Have they released the one where Hillary Duff and her sister get gang-raped? File that one under "COMEDY".

Television:

I watch it.

Books:

Let's list authors I like instead. George Orwell, Garrison Keillor, Charles Bukowski, Tolkien (naturally), Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman, Dr. Thompson, Lenny Bruce, Kurt Vonnegut, Walt Whitman, Henry Rollins, Chuck Palahniuck, Jon Stuart (his shit's funny), Edgar Allen Poe, John Steinbeck, Richard Adams, Orson Scott Card, Bill Watterson (it counts), and Zechariah Sitchin (his ideas are really interesting, even though he's kind of a quack). AUTHORS I HATE: Ayn Rand, Dean Koontz, the lady who's infected the planet with that Harry Potter shit, Dante (for actually frightening me with his bullshit propaganda), Ray Bradbury, and ShakespearE. ESPECIALLY ShakespearE.

Heroes:

The Marx Brothers (even Zeppo), Bill Hicks, Bill Watterson for sticking to his guns, Lenny Bruce, Kirby Puckett, Satchel Paige who stuck it to the white man, George Carlin, Mark Grace (for the fat chick thing), Layne Staley, Seth McFarlane for his fearlessness when it comes to trashing famous people, Walt Disney for being a renowned Jew hater and still a beloved family icon (figure that), Jimmy Stewart, Sam Keith (for having a vision), Homer Simpson (I think it counts) Mel Blanc, Cliff Burton (really the only member of that band who's still alive), Hank Chinaski, and Mike Patton.

My Blog

Tag blog thing (God, this is gay)

Here's how you play. Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their...
Posted by Big Boy Pants on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:03:00 PST

A five year old blog. Just for shits.

I started a new job today. Don't ask me what kind of job because it's not even worth mentioning, but new beginnings are always nice. To start over with a clean slate can be such a magnificent breath ...
Posted by Big Boy Pants on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 10:30:00 PST

Writer's Tools

So you want to be a writer? Well good news, friends! Writing fiction is now easier than ever with my one-of-a-kind, do-it-yourself instructional guide to creating quality, marketable literature. By l...
Posted by Big Boy Pants on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 09:47:00 PST

A blog to get Shay off my ass.

A few years ago I worked at The UPS Store (a truly gratifying job, I assure you).    One day a dazzling young urbanite came in and asked me to help him run off a few hundred copie...
Posted by Big Boy Pants on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 02:59:00 PST