I LOVE IT!!!!!! |
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when thestranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flightsgo quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow pas...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:53:00 GMT |
Aunty Mandies new favourite joke |
A slug walks over to a snail and says
"Big issue mate?"
????Did you get it hehehe!!!!!!????
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:23:00 GMT |
They keep getting worse |
How do you make a sausage roll???
Push it down a hill
YUCKA YUCKA YUCKA
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:02:00 GMT |
You got to love a crap joke |
Two fish swimming in the river together when it starts to rain
One fish turns to the other and says "lets go under that bridge so we can stay dry"
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:37:00 GMT |
Ho ho ho it's so funny |
What is black and white and eats like a horse??
A zebra!!!!!!
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:50:00 GMT |
Aunty mandies favourite joke |
What goes "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
A sheep with no lips!!!!!!
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:36:00 GMT |
joke time |
Two eggs in a frying pan
one egg says to the other "gosh it's hot in here"
the other replies "FUCK ME!! a talking egg"!!!
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:34:00 GMT |
my new favourite joke |
A man went to the zoo
They only had a dog there
IT WAS A SHITZU!!!!!!!
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:17:00 GMT |
another joke |
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively Mischievous . They are always getting into trouble and Their parents know all about it. If any mischief Occurs in their town, the two boys a...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:50:00 GMT |
A nice silly joke to make you smile |
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender
"you got any bread"
The bartender tells the duck no and to get out of his bar.
Next day the duck comes in again and asks
"you got any bread"
...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:47:00 GMT |
