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Charlie McAllister, Secret Wordsmith

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About Me

so i found a job! the belgian consulate contacted me early this morning to give me the news - i have been appointed the "top secret poet laureate" of the nation of Belgium. it's quite an honor for me, even if it won't be publicly acknowledged, or even publicly denied. i mean, for years now, i "haven't" been an "official member" of several other secret worldwide organizations. it's very glamorous. sexy even.
despite the belgian government's denial of my appointment, all fan mail will be forwarded to my new fan club, the Charlie McAllister Secret Worldwide Fan Club. here's the address:
Charlie McCallister
c/o The Charlie McAllister Secret Worldwide Fan Club
c/o Le Cercueil
10-12 Haringstraat
Antwerp, BELGIUM
by the way, if you ever happen to be in antwerp and you ask for me or the fan club at Le Cercueil, they will most likely just squint at you and deny knowing me. you'll get used to it after a while. i did.
keep on keeping on!
C.M.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

albert einstein. anton webern. whoever came up with the seeing-eye dog. thomas edison. saint francis of assisi.

My Blog

(not so) top secret retardedness

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg19025556.200so apparently the NSA (which i have now officially decided stands for Not So Astute) is going to start looking for terrorists and building ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 07:09:00 GMT

top secret publication

so a few of you already know, but in reality i actually self-published my first book of poetry a few years ago.  i never did any marketing, due to the enormous amount of self-loathing that i...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:14:00 GMT

top secret facts about charlie mcallister

a brief selection of top secret facts about charlie mcallister:437.  he often trips on shoelaces.  other people's shoelaces.201.  he hates the saying "silence is golden", and ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 07:50:00 GMT

this entry is not top secret.

this entry is not top secret. it is also not a fish. it is also not an ashtray. it is also not curly. it is also not a hammer. it is also not a cartouche. it is also not a mobile weapons manufacturing...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 07:21:00 GMT

some top secret information shouldn't be.

in light of my second (or third) read of "the unbearable lightness of being" by milan kundera, i must personally take hold of the reins in the battle against kitsch and shed light on some "top se...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 08:54:00 GMT

top ten ways to be top secret.

10.  sunglasses.  and a hat, historically a fedora.  both preferably black.  warning:  not applicable at the beach.9.  a trenchcoat.  warning:  this version of ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:10:00 GMT

i have top secret ideas

i have top secret ideas.  they are under heavy guard in some uncharted area of my brain right now, held by a strange combination of their own will and the will of others, like sex slaves in an ar...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 08:28:00 GMT

top secret blogs

as it turns out, i have been posting top secret blogs every day since my last blog.  i wasn't even aware of it myself.  i have no knowledge of what they were about, or even where i posted th...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 15:24:00 GMT

my top eight just got a shot of testosterone.

i believe i have found a possible cause for the lingering symptoms of the chest cold i had almost two weeks ago.  too much estrogen in my top 8.so i have officially removed the estrogen entirely ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 13:47:00 GMT

top secret matisyahu concert.

apparently, i was attending a top secret matisyahu concert this morning on the train.my ipod was turning out beck and bjork this morning.  i don't know why i was listening exclusively to one-name...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 07:13:00 GMT