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I love to have as much as fun as possible, if you hang around me I'll make it my goal to put a smile on your face and make you laugh. I love to laugh and have a good old time with friends, and I'm possibly the most sarcastic person you will ever come across. So, if you can't take a joke and don't know how to have a good time... check you later. I think I just might be the king of the dot dot dot. Doing things outdoors is what I love, as well as loud music; that's how music was meant to be heard. I am also big on my family, I don't live with them but I go see them as much as possible and like to hang out with my oldest brother... who is also the worlds biggest dork. I think that families should be cherrished and when fights or arguments occur that seem serious, just remember; you only have one family; they may be strange and they may be embarasing, but they are yours... so love them with everything you have and put away petty differences. Take it from me, one day you might be fighting with your mom about something that seems serious at the time, but before you know it she's gone and it's then that you realize how much she meant to you and how little what you were fighting about meant to you...LIVE AND LET LIVE. In other words... Life is too short to be serious all the time and besides, laughter and good times with friends is what everyone needs in their life. ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................................So kids it's about time for an update. After working at a restaurant as a server thruought college and long after graduation, I bet some of you were getting worried that I wasn't going to do anything with my life after graduating from college. hell, who doesn't want to be a career server with a college education? I figured that almost two years of doing nothing productive what so ever, is more than enough time between college and the "real world". So, with much reluctance I was torn from the warm, comforting, alcohol filled, body secretion soaked woomb that is life between college and careerdom. I am now another sheep in the company of Enterprise Rent-A-Car trying to scrape together a living and a future. The good news...? It actually is a good comapny to work for, and it is full of immature, childish, alcoholic youngsters much like myself. So what have we learne so far? Although I am now part of the real world, in training to literally become "the man"... maturity is still postponed, for the time being anyway. Oh, and BTW... the GF ain't too bad either, she's a good girl; even though she doesn't know how to follow simple directions ; ) ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ......................................................THINGS THAT BUG THE SHIT OUT OF ME (no particular order): 1. People who slow down on the freeway to look at a car on the shoulder with a flat, ticket, or slow becuase they don't know how to merge, etc;2. Myspace sluts... you know who i'm talking about, people who add people they don't know or will never talk to just so they can have the most friends, sorry Tila Tequilla even though you are sexy as hell and I would love to split it lick it hit it quit it and kick it, you are included;3. Ignorant/close minded people who think they know everthing... that person who always has to put in their two cents but their arguments leak as much as your grandpa has to get up in the middle of the night to piss;4. Guys at the gym who are obviously buff and do all thier exercises in such a way that they are always facing a miror so they can see themselves flex... seriously, just fucking lift and stop trying to show off to everyone and pick up chicks, that shit doesn't impress them it just makes chicks think that you are either trying to compensate for lack of something, or are increadibly vain, or both;5. People who don't respond back... bitches;6. "Hollywood blondes" you know the kind of girl I'm talking about... you kind of girls aren't real people, much like strippers are not real people, your all in existence to give men something nice to look at and help us have something to think about when jacking off;7. Guys that won't do unmanly things/Guys that have to prove to others that they are tough... see number 4;8. Human signs, does there realy need to be one on every corner... sure it gets people's attention but they shake the fucking sign so much you can't even read it;9. Little boys using the urinal and have their pants down around their ankles... fathers, teach your boy proper piss etticate aka PPE;10. Beggars and pan handlers... they wait for you to leave the ATM to ask for money, like i'm gonna give them a $20. It also pisses me off when I see a panhandler that brings their kids with them;11. people who don't know how to laugh or have a good time... like i said earlier, get the fuck away from me and go cry in the corner and annoy someone else. people are too serious these days, cheer up bithces and get over it.12. girls that are constantly re-doing their makeup/people overly concerned with their looks... see number 4;13. emo hair styles... with hair that is covering your eyes and just about the rest of your face how can you see where you are walking, let alone see when my fist is coming at your face;14. people that are clearly trying to impress people with their cars... again, see number 4;15. help the children commercials... just another form of number 10 on my list;16. people who wont do things because they are worried what other people will think... see number 7;17. female comics... the only ones that I have in this category are the ones that i've seen on t.v. or at clubs, so don't get too butt hurt if you are a female comic and you are legitmately funny (just haven't come across one that is funny);18. The fact that nice guys always finish last... seriously girls, why do you want to get fucked up by a guy, figuratively and litteraly;19. Girls that have so much hair spray/gel in their hair it doesn't move.20. Bluetooth headsets... Do people really need to wear them while on a date (like in a restaurant) or in class; or all the frickin time?21. People who are really bad at skiing/snowboarding and seemingly purposely stay in the middle of run and just won't get out of the f'ing way. It's not that they're bad that pisses me off, but rather that they seem to stay in front of you no matter how evasive your moves are to go around them.22. The number of award shows that are on t.v. these days.23. Pepole who take there car into the shop and are actually pissed off that the replacement car that the shop/dealer is providing for them is not the same car as theirs, even though they drive a mercedes SLR/Porche 911/Audi R8. you all seriously need to understand that althought we are happy for you for being able to own a assholeishly expensive car, and just appreciate THE FREE CAR that is provided for you at no extra cost!to be continued...
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