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I finally got the hubby by the balls and married him, had two kids with him for good measure and hold all his prized posessions to ransom to get what i want. I'm a happy lady.The above mentioned devil offspring have been duly labelled as Max and Jessica who have been allowed to stay in my house rent free for the past 5 and 3 yrs respectively.In a few years time when child labour is more acceptable to their core abilitys they will be sent out to work with their father to keep me in the life of luxury that i demand.Reading is one of my favourite pasttimes as well as making the bloke (going forward this is how he will be referred to) sweat, squirm and cringe that he is in my good books for all eternity.I also enjoy my job where i am mistress of all that is drugs and super (better known as Superdrug).The bloke, devil offspring and I all live under my rule on the east coast of yorkshire where they have only just invented the wheel and simultaneously how to make electricity from a hamster and said wheel.My reign of terror over the bloke has just reached its 6th year of marriage and unfortunately for him there are no signs of parole.For your amusement i have filled in a survey below so you can learn a little bit more about me.
63 Annoying Questions
1. Song that always makes you sad? : not saying
2. Last thing you bought? : a new bra
3. Last person you argued with? : a customer
4. Do you put Butter before putting the jelly on? : wha?
5. One of your stuffed animals : pinkablue
6. Did you ever own at one time a Nysnc Cd? : hell no! hahah!
7. Favorite day of the week? : sunday as its my day off
8. Favorite Sundae topping? : chocolate (duh!)
9. Did you take Piano lessons? : no (flute and cello)
10. Most frequent song played? : cherrypie by warrant
11. T.V. show you secretly enjoy? : i have no secret show i admit what i watch
12. Would you rather play basketball or hockey? : hockey!
13. Date someone older or younger? : older, although blokes never grow up
14. One place you could travel right now? : greece
15. Do you use umbrellas? : only in the rain
16. Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem? : why would i?
17. Favorite Cheese? : yuck, yuck, yuck
18. Disturbed or My Chemical Romance? : disturbed, (how dare those other words be uttered)
19. Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes? : brunettes, and i like men too!
20. Best job you ever had? : the one i have now, im the boss!
21. did you go to your high school prom? : In luton at Denbigh????? you must be kidding!
22. perfect time to wake up? : when i want too
23. perfect time to go to bed? : when i crash
24. do you use your queen right away in chess? .. : no, never give in too quick, its like sex on a first date.
25. Ever been in a car accident? : yup
26. closer to mom or dad...or neither? : my dad
27. what age is this exciting life over for you? : when i die
28. what decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager? : the one i grew up in, i wouldnt change it at all
29. Favorite shoes you have EVER owned? : my velvet knee high boots, i loved those things, in fact i love all my boots!!!!
30. Do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high schoo : yup, my netball skirt and it still fits, much to hubbys amusement
31. Were you in track and field? : yup
32. Were you ever in a school talent show? : no
33. Have you ever written in a library book? : no, allways respect the book
34. Allergic to? : timewasters and knobheads
35. Favorite fruit? : melon
36. Have you watched sex and the city? : yup
37. Baseball hat or toque? : huh?
38. Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap? : shampoo
39. Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste? : wet it, thats like a dry hump without lube
40. Pen or pencil? : pen
41. Have you ever gambled at a casino? : no
42. Have you thrown up on a plane? : no
43. Have you thrown up in a car? : no
44. Have you thrown up at work? : yes, i was 5 weeks pregnant and couldnt stop
45. Do you scream on roller coasters? : fuck yes, those things scare the hell out of me
46. Who was your first prom date? : n/a see above
47. Who was your first roommate? : technically the bloke
48. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time? : i think it was wine
49. What was your first job? : working for electronics boutique (which is now Game)
50. What was your first car? : my current car , my bootiful ford focus
51. When did you go to your first funeral? : my grandads and i was 13
52. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown? : that was in 1999 to milton keynes and i was 19
53. Who was your first grade teacher? : mrs robinson, she was ace
54. Where did you go on your first airplane ride? : crete and i loved it
55. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? : lol, to see my ex adam as mum and dad didnt approve
56. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them? : Emily and we have just got in contact again and planning a week in London of filth and debauchery
57. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent : milton keynes
58. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? : the bloke so i can vent my anger on him
59. Who : my aunts and i was 8 yrs old, and yes i was really cute
60. What is the first thing you do in the morning? : wish for 1 hr more to sleep
61. What was the first concert you attended? : michael jackson on the bad tour
62. First tattoo or piercing? : ears pierced when i was 8
63. First celebrity crush? : morten harket from A-Ha, god thats so sad!
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