You can find the band page at www.myspace/rayjohnsonandbluecollar or the band website at rayjohnsonband.com.........ABOUT ME........
I'm a musician on weekends, and spend my weekdays in a psyche facility,working there of course. I'm responsible, honest, unpretentious, realistic, but feel like an overgrown adolescent at times. I'm not looking for a relationship on my space,(but I do shower at least daily, am quick to admit when I'm wrong, don't mind cuddling, and can fix myself a burger) nor am I here to share my personal life with the rest of the internet. I'm only here to share some of my stupidity, brilliance, humor, and possibly to pimp my band (Ray Johnson Band) and music. Running into old friends or meeting new ones would be a nice bonus.............Sooooooooo, are you still here? ........Still wanna know more about me?........Are you sure? ..... You've got to be kidding. .....Pffft. Well, let's see, I guess you could say I'm someone's former soulmate, if it is indeed possible to be someone's "former" soulmate, kind of oxymoronic. More recently, I'm told that I'm a little hard to get close to. That seems to be the concensus. Hmmm. Im not so sure if that's quite true but if it seems that way, it's probably not so much because I think so highly of myself, but more than likely because I'm generally pretty cautious, and definitely have a tendency to run in the other direction at the first sign of a manipulative woman. So, after doing the math, I've concluded that this reduces my potential dating pool to a mere square root of it's original population. Manipulative women insult my intelligence and try to take advantage of my easy going nature. Perhaps you could say, I love women, I just can't eat a whole one :-O. (I went there!!!) As a result of this, I find myself in a perpetual race with the expiration date on my condoms. A race in which I'm currently losing ;-). Then again, maybe I'm just straight up ugly. This would certainly explain a lot..But basically, I am who I am, I can improve, but can't change who I am ......... to be continued----LIKES:--- grilled food, open-mindedness, Saints football, the weather just BEFORE a hurricane, quick wit, bluesy-jazz, my kids, jazzy-blues, truffles, nice people, short walks on the beach, long wrestling matches in the sand, seafood pasta, good judgement, mountains, legs, chocolate cheesecake bits, down-to-earth women, honesty, and race horses.-----DISLIKES:----- Loud obnoxious women, gridlock, shallow attention-getting behavior, irresponsibility, Jerry Springer culture, overcompensation, shit-talking drunks, drama queens, people who are oblivious to other people's feelings, manipulators, indecision at drive-thru windows, Adolf Hitler, bad kissers, dirty microwaves, projectile vomiting, and people who put clothes on their animals. to be continuedBACKROUND
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