TENNIS CLUB

THE SUMMER OF 2004...TENNIS CLUB was formed as a result of the most fabulous new idea since fabricating the discovery of the Americas by Christo-supremist booty lusting Pirates. In the city of make-believe, where the surfers tounge-kiss each other violently as they power walk skippingly down the main drag and tweekers melt their minds with "Hair Metal," Three brave mortal souls mounted the same horse and decided that the Punk rock records they listened to were right....These world government war pigs are fuckin up our lives really bad. We know our lives are about as worthless as a dead rat in a tampon factory and stuff.....AND THEN IT WAS SO!!!! We then decided that we would take back our dignities (individually....well as a band...you get it.) and use our new egos to erect the spirit of evacuating our domestic/consumer mind atop a cathedral like Pirate ship that supports nothing but a tennis court to the likes of an arena. Make no mistake, unwilling participants in a tennis match for their lives can be pretty competitive. It might take the power of serious business to serve during a doubles match. Our lives our so full of shit that these themes are more common than ever, "THIS WAR MEANS TENNIS" Umm did you say Coto de Cost of living?