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Chef Grouch

Let me seduce you at first bite!

About Me

Que Onda todos!Thank you for reading my profile! If i ask you to be a friend its because I am interested in you and ask you to be my friend its because i want that!!!! lets chat and have a great day. For all my new and old friends here is the update on whats going on? I started writing for Latino Suave magazine. I'm the food guy for this national bi monthly magazine, so I am going to do is be posting my articles past and present along with pictures. I also am starting a personal Catering / Training company under Sabores Sensuales. Keep an Eye out for that page On myspace; BTW if you are interested in one of those two services. a personal training session, personal catering, or nutrition. please contact me I am reasonable and if you are my friend on myspace I will give you a great deal. I have some rather impersonal details bellow but a little more about me. I am Hopelessly SINGLE, looking for the right one... I would love to get married but the life of a chef is rather interesting and intense. I love to travel, I want to explore the world, taste what life has to offer and make love on the beaches of the 7 seas and 4 oceans. I am Bi-Lingual (English & Spanish), I love to cook, I would love to look like Todd English that guy for being a chef is sexy too. My goal is to be in playgirl, bon appetite, gourmet, and on the food network, write my own cook book which I'm starting now. I love to be involved with community activities and help various organisations.UPDATE: I am back in school at MSCD. going for my BA in Restaurant managment. I am also looking for a new location for a restaurant.I will be posting more info as the time comesBTW Thank you to all my friends who helped our restaurant put on the thanksgiving dinner we fed over 2500 meals! thank you
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Oscar the Grouch
Birthday: 08/12/1971
Birthplace: Denver
Current Location: in a trash can
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: wing tips
Your Weakness: the Y chromosome
Your Fears: to die alone
Your Perfect Pizza: white truffles, black truffles & Foias Gras on a burnt orange tomato sauce.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: open a new restaurant and renovate the current one
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: SEX!!!!!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Chest
Your Bedtime: 1:30 am
Your Most Missed Memory: cuddleing with sombody
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: French Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Coco
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: im a chef!
Do you Sing: yes... so cover your ears
Do you Shower Daily: 2 times
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on water
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: kinda.. a work out freek
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: not yet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes love it!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in my lovers arms asleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a culinary instructor
What country would you most like to Visit: fiji
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: NA
Favourite Hair Color: brown/black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5-5'5
Weight: depends on how tall she is
Best Clothing Style: sexy , erotic, classy, vintage
Number of Drugs I have taken: tell u l8r
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ill tell u later
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My Interests

Cooking, Working out, GO Karts, Kite surfing, Snorkeling, Salsa Dancing, Making out, Hiking, biking, kayak.

I'd like to meet:

My great grand mother/father on both sides, Eva mendez, Diann Kennedy, Rick Bayliss, Martin Rios, Roslynn Sanches, Walter Cronkite, Anthony Robbins, Frida Calo, Douglas McArthur, Bennie Goodman, Chuck yeager, Edward James Olmos.

Music:

Salsa, Merengue, 8o's, 90's marriachi.

Movies:

Tortilla Soup, Woman on top, Like water for chocolate, Dodge ball, wedding crashers, Falure to launch, Splanglish, appolo 13, the right stuff, antwan fisher, the serch for bobby fisher.....

Television:

Rick bayliss mexico one plate at a time, simply ming, food network challenge, Iorn chef america, Dancing with the stars, greys anatomy, 21/2 men, how i met your mother...

Books:

Azteca, Azteca Autum, Rain of Gold, Mexico one plate at a time, Sabores de Mexico lindo, the diary of a grunt.

Heroes:

MY Mom, Dad, Brother Eric, Virgil, My sister Linda. USMC, ARMY, AIR Force, Coast Guard, My best friends Michael, Max, Jasmine, Eric, and Todd.

My Blog

Tamales De Platano New article For Latino Suave

Sitting around with a close friend chatting about how it seems like every year the holidays come earlier and earlier.  She had mentioned how it was funny that when we were kids we couldn't wait f...
Posted by Chef Grouch on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:05:00 PST

Te amo

No puedo prometerteque no cambiaré de humor,que no voy a herirtus sentimientos alguna vez,que no tendré caprichos,que siempre seré fuerte,que no se notarán mis defectos.Pero te prometoque siempre te a...
Posted by Chef Grouch on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:20:00 PST

Thanksgiving article published in AJUAA magazine 2005

  I was sitting around having dinner the other day with a group of close friends and we started talking about how close Thanksgiving and Christmas are& less than a month for Thanksgiving, then I ...
Posted by Chef Grouch on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:05:00 PST

A poem

me preguntaste porque te quería tanto.... y yo te pregunte si me querías? ninguno pedíamos responder clara mente por la distancia.... si tu supiera como te extraño cuando me preguntan si tengo novia? ...
Posted by Chef Grouch on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:53:00 PST