About Me
First let me make it clear that I have issues with MySpace, and only signed up to appease Mel. Since that time years ago I can honestly count the number of times I've been on this site with 2 hands. That means if you message me, you will be a lot like that kid in the Kodak commercial that floats over the pool...Perhaps in the future I will hypocritically join in the MySpace fad, much like I did with underage drinking and smoking hookah.My name is Ben, and I am a recent graduate of the greatest school in the entire universe, the University of Florida, GO GATORS. Urban Meyer is my best friend, and if he wanted to make out with me, I'd do it, and might I also add, that my love for Urb' is secondary to my love for Billy Donovan. I currently reside in Atlanta, GA., which means that most of the time when I listen to the radio, the song on refers to a location or place I either live near, or have been to. I along with Mel-o Fagan, really like cold pillows, I like camping with friends, watching lots of movies, and West Wing episodes, GATOR SPORTS!!!!!!!!! I mean everything, except golf, because that isn't a sport, it is a game. I really like Whataburger, I am their unofficial spokeman. You may see me with a loudspeaker preaching about the glories of the ..1 with only Whataburger's Fancy Ketchup and delicious pickels, of which they are required to put 5 per burger. I think the following things are funny...in no particular order. Midgets, dead baby jokes, fart jokes in tv or movies, some drunk people, drunk people who are white and all of sudden, because they are drunk, think they can dance, Israel, being from the South, which coincides with my love for fried food, cheese grits, Smarties chocolate candies, Pensacola Beach when it isn't effed up by a hurricane, Adult Sno Cones, Hush Puppies and all similar foods (corn and conch fritters), King Cake, New Orleans, Hand Grenades (just like Luda), Savannah, Zephyrhills Water, hmm that's enough for now...oh and PHS GO TIGERS, REOW.