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miranda

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About Me

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All About You
Basics
Name Miranda
Birthday 19 september 1983
Birthplace leicester
Current location leicester...bluh
Eye color green
Height 5'8"
Heritage english
Right or left handed right
Best physical feature my arse
Weaknesses cruel men with make up
Fears chavs and beans
Habits
Bedtime masturbation and nightmares
Shoes worn today new rox
Most overused phrase on IM innit!!
First thought upon awakening oh shit
Preferences
Perfect pizza? cheese
Coke or Pepsi? virgin...mmm
McDonald's or Burger King? none
Single or group dates? groupies...mmm
Lipton or Nestea? I like my tea hot
Chocolate or vanilla? vanilla baby :)
Cappuccino or coffee? coffee
Activities
Do you smoke? yes
Do you swear? fuck yes
Do you sing? painfully
Do you shower daily? yeah
Mentality
Have you been in love? no comment
Do you think you're attractive? do you?
Are you a health freak? no
Do you get motion sickness? why, how fast do you want to go?
Do you get along with your parents? I killed them...
In the past month...
...have you consumed alcohol? yes
...have you smoked? yes
...have you used drugs? yes
...have you gone on a date? yeah
...have you been dumped? no
...have you been to the mall? yeah, Tesco's
...have you eaten a whole box of Oreo cookies? no
...have you eaten sushi? no
...have you been on stage? no
...have you stolen something? yes
Have you ever...
...been drunk? yes
...been called a tease? yes
...been beaten up? yes
Random
This year's goal? to die
How would you prefer to die? shut up!!
What country do you most want to visit? Mars
Number of past regrets? none (unless you count killing my parents)
In a boy or girl
Favorite eye color? green
Favorite hair color? black
Short or long hair? long
Height? 6'
Weight? skinny
Favorite clothing style? goth
Number of piercings? as many as they like
Number of tattoos? lots, I love 'em
Number of drugs taken? several
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My Interests

I'll fill this in properly soon.
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Manson, Karl Steiger, Trent Reznor, Johnny Depp. Maybe even you.

KARL STEIGER!! I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN.



..and please stop asking where my pictures are, not everyone's happy with the way they look ya know.
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.

Biting


100%

Bondage


100%

Blood


100%

Chains/Handcuffs


67%

Whips


67%

Blind Folds


33%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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What vampire would you be?

Vampire of Seduction
Who say's killing cant be fun? As lovly as you are, you must be the Love god/ess of Vampires everywere. The opposite as well as the same sex are overwhelmed by you. You play with their senses before you puncture to the death.

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Music:

Alien Sex Fiend, Bauhaus, Cruxshadows, The Cure, Fields of the Nephilim, Green Day, Jack Off Jill, The Malfated, Marilyn Manson, The Mission, Morrissey, NIN, scarling., Sex Pistols, Siouxsie, Sisters Of Mercy. More to be added when I have the time.

Movies:

28 Days Later, Beetlejuice, Blue Velvet, Clockwork Orange, Dog Soldiers, Drop Dead Fred, Edward Scissorhands, Halloween, Interview with a Vampire, Lost Boys, Lost Highway, Nightmare on Elm Street, Pirates of the Caribbean,Saw, Scream, Se7en, Shaun of the Dead, The Blair Witch Project, The Corpse Bride, The Hunger, The Nightmare before Christmas, Twin Town, Underworld

Heroes:

I dont have any fucking heroes.
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69
Do you like it rough or sensual?: rough
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: both
How often do you like to have sex?: umm alot
Is sex a top priority for you?: yeah
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yeah
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: it happens
How do you feel about one night stands?: fun
How many one night stands have you had?: not sure
What's your favorite position?: doggy
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: up my bummm lol
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: fuck, but both nice
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yeah
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: depends
Do you get off first or do they?: both
Do you like kissing during sex?: yeah
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: fuckin loud lol
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loud
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: big dicks and big tits plz
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 14
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: not telling
What does your favorite fore-play include?: oral
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: yes
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: randoms i guess
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: yep,fucking love it
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: graveyard
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: gang bang
Have you ever done porn?: no
Have you ever have sex for money?: no
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: no
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: yeah
During sex... what are you thinking about?: fucking!! duh
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: bottom
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: fine with doggy, or as many as u got!
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: um no
Could you live without sex?: nope
How often do you find sex boring?: i try not to fuck boring people
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: how long you got
Do you like to perform oral sex?: yes, fanny and dicks
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: god yes
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: no
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: yes
Have you ever had interracial sex?: no
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: been caught wanking
Have you ever had sex while at work?: no
Have you ever had sex while at school?: yeah
What is something that you would never consider doing?: wot?
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: yeah
Would you ever have sex in public?: yeah
What's your biggest turn on?: you
Do you spit or swallow?: swallow
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: forgotten
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: yeah
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: yeah, and fucked her too lol
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: yeah
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: can't remember
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: graveyard
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: dunno 20 years maybe
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: can be!
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: gross
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: farting when some girl was eating me lol
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: depends on the person i guess
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: totally
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: um nope
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: no
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: park
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: oral front, shagging back
Do you were protection as often as you should?: yes
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: no
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: yeah
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: depends, usually bit older
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: big, tho im easily pleased if you're good at it lol
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: yep
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: no i have no pity
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: yes
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: YOU! lol
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You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? S...
Posted by miranda on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 04:51:00 PST