Motorcycles and motorcycles. and Boobs....sometimes they come first....but usually motorcycles then Boobs.
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Nate, or Dr. Vag Ina Pussyologist
Date of Birth: 1/31/73
Birthplace: Dover, NH
Current Location: I'm in the shitter.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Heritage: English, Irish, Scottish, Scandinavian, Native American or Mutt.
Piercings: Nah
Tattoos: Not yet
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Kiss or Tesla
Song: Kiss-Detroit Rock City or Tesla- What You Give
Movie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Disney Movie: The one with all the Tits in it.
TV show: Girls Gone Wild Infomercial
Color: Vagina Pink
Food: Whatever I can lick off of boobies
Pizza topping: Barbecue Chicken
Ice-Cream Flavor: Anything chocolate with peanut butter in it
Drink (alcoholic): GRAPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Linds.
Soda: Coke
Store: Motorbikes Plus
Clothing Brand: Old Navy. Their jeans make my dick LOOK big.......
Shoe Brand: DC
Season: Fall
Month: October
Holiday/Festival: Laconia Bike Week. Screw the rest.
Flower: Any kind of Lily
Make-Up Item: I don't wear make-up, but I do shave my nuts.
Board game: Get Fucked. It's a great game.
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Overcast
Chocolate or vanilla: My wife tastes like yummy milk chocolate, my new girlfriend tastes like sweet vanilla cream.
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Dusk
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Gotta be Love
Phone or in person: Person. I hate the phone.
Looks or personality: You really need both
Coffee or tea: Iced coffee
Hot or cold: Warm
Your:
Goal for this year: M-LK-C
Most missed memory: Racing MX
Best physical feature: I have really nice eyes
First thought waking up: Why is my hand stuck to my belly?
Hypothetical personality disorder: How do you spell Tarrets? Shit, Fuck, Tits!!!!!
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Porno Tits for my wife
Sesame street alter ego: Cookie Monster
Fairytale alter ego: Whoever bangs the hottest chicks
Most stupid remark: I don't make those. I'm much smarter than you.
Worst crime: Stealing your girlfriends cherry
Greatest ambition: M-LK-C
Greatest fear: Out living my kids.
Darkest secret: It's a secret you dumb fuck.
Favorite subject: Pussy
Strangest received gift: Donkey Punch
Worst habit: Pacing
Do You:
Smoke: No, I fart.
Drink: A little bit
Curse: Are you Fucking kidding me?
Shower daily: Twice. With soap.
Like thunderstorms: I do
Dance in the rain: Never tried
Sing: Yup
Play an instrument: Yeah, the Meat Curtains. They just came out. They'll be big this X-mas.
Get along with your parents: Yes
Wish on stars: No, I wish on Shooting Satellites.
Believe in fate: Yes
Believe in love at first sight: I do
Can You:
Drive: Yup
Sew: No
Cook: I can
Speak another language: Fuck you! This is America!
Dance: Not so much
Sing: Some
Touch your nose with your tongue: No, but I can touch your girlfriend's Hoo-Ha with it. And she'll like it too.
Whistle: When I fart?
Curl your tongue: Yup
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yes
Been Stoned/High: No
Eaten Sushi: No, I eat Pussy
Been in Love: In love now
Skipped school: Yeah
Made prank calls: Check
Sent someone a love letter: Yes
Stolen something: Your girlfriend's panties
Cried yourself to sleep: No
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Close talkers and guys who make dolphin noises
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? Before I get up
Name three things you can't live without: My wife, my boy and our two closest friends. You know who you are.
What is the color of your room? White
Do you have any siblings? Yup
Do you have any pets? Yes
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I'd kill someone I hate for a soda
What is you middle name? Calef
What are you nicknames? Dirty Nate, Nate Dawg and The Stump- it's not long, but it is thick.
Are you for or against gay marriage? Whatever the fuckin' homo's want.
What are your thoughts ..ion? Do it early or it's murder
Do you have a crush on anyone? Oh my God, Yes!
Are you afraid of the dark? Nope
How do you want to die? Sleeping happily with two dirty sluts.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Fuckin' stupid
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? SSSSPPPPEEEEEEEEDDDD!!!!
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: I like 'em all
Height Tall
Weight Not to thin
Most important physical feature: Eyes
Biggest turn-off When they won't fuck me
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Your results:
You are Venom
Venom
68%
Lex Luthor
61%
Mr. Freeze
57%
Riddler
57%
Dr. Doom
56%
Juggernaut
54%
The Joker
52%
Apocalypse
47%
Dark Phoenix
46%
Catwoman
43%
Magneto
43%
Kingpin
40%
Poison Ivy
31%
Green Goblin
30%
Two-Face
30%
Mystique
26%
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If it's not Metal, it's crap! Kiss, Tesla, Alter Bridge,Iron Maiden, Disturbed, Ozzy, Dream Theater, Linkin Park ,old Metallica, Rob Zombie, Skid Row, Ted Nugent, WASP, Megadeth, Fates Warning I hate dance music...but girls like to dance...and I like to watch them....their milkshakes bring THIS boy to the yard!
Anything but a chick flick. Austin Powers, Lord of the Rings, Dazed and Confused,Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the World's Fastest Indian, Spider-Man, X-Men, the Punisher, Batman Begins Oh, and PORN!!!!!!!!! Lotz of porn.....
Not much.
Not right now.
Taylor Ann James. She's my six year old cousin who got cancer when she was three. She beat the hell out of it! My wife Sara. She pushed my 7 pound 11 ounce son out with no drugs. My little boy Talon. He wrestles with Daddy every night.