Yeaaaaah

I'm not going to lie to you - I have lived every man's dream. I was the sexiest bachelor to ever grace this earth, until one day it all came crashing down and I got married. So, I ditched the bitch and made the switch: I moved into my parents' spare bedroom at 50! That's right, baby - I was back in action! I had it all - big screen television, backyard pool, constant A/C running at 69 (yeah!) degrees all day and all night. I was a king of my own castle. I even bossed around my elderly parents like they were pieces of shit. Still do! Yeah, you've got to show them who wears the pants in the family. Anyway, they kicked me out their house, but I'm now living like a hermit in seclusion in a musty apartment, where I have a nurse visit me three times a week, sleep in a hospital bed and breathe from an oxygen tank, while sleeping next to a loaded psitol on my nightstand. I normally sleep all day (but TiVo "Judge Judy", "Judge Alex", "Judge Joe Brown", "Judging Amy"...)and stay up all night watching classics like "Iron Eagle 3" and "Peggy Sue Got Married", or better yet, pressing my ear up against my bedroom wall, so I can listen to the couple next door make love. If any or all of this sounds sexy to you, then drop me an email and I will get in touch. Thanks.